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If Adam flounces off and Ruairi goes to prison, I quite like to see Kate run the farm for comedic value #TheArchers

Brian’s been taking notes from the Peggy Woolley Big Book of Succession Planning #TheArchers

Promissory estoppel, Adoom! Ask Usha!

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Oh Adam - just kill him

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#TheArchers What a surprise! Adam won’t get the farm.

Brian changes his mind as often as Trump these days
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I hear that burying toxic landfill is a pretty profitable diversification Brine. #thearchers

You need to make a long-term plan. Like digging a deep hole and filling it with chemicals.

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And you're surprised by this because Adam..? #TheArchers

The Love Boat ….

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I see Brian’s game. As long as no one knows what's really in his will no one has a vested interest in assassinating him.
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Archers drinking game. Have a drink whenever someone says…
Martha.
The boys.
The girls.
If you did this you’d be paralytic by 7:15.
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If I were Alice, Rex's behaviour last night and his subsequent insistence on apologising would be a deal-breaker. Sorry Rex the relationship's off!
Also, how old is Rex? About 16?? Also pretty juvenile behaviour between Kirsty & Helen who are both old enough to act their age.
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I know Adam's acting is always pretty bad but the "BUT. YOU. PROOOOOMM-IS-ED MEEEE!" what particularly spectacular. #TheArchers

So who’s this gadabout Eric really and what’s this amazing job? #TheArchers

This is the bit where Alice might be able to push her point. The promising the farm to each of them then backtracking predated clonkgate. #TheArchers

-Did Dane go with you?
-Who?

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Stella and now Adam....to lose one farm manager may be misfortune, to lose two looks like carelessness.
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What would be next incident to really punish Brine for his dreadful treatment of Adam, so that Adam can exact his revenge. (I know, it’s only Monday - but I’m in a retribution state of mind, where Brine is concerned), #TheArchers

Ooops Brian screwed up there fuming Adoom is going to get him locked up at the laurels if it’s the last thing he does #TheArchers

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Looking forward to
The Fall of the House of Aldridge….. #TheArchers

Uh oh Adam…..

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Adam has no sense. He ought to keep his ideas to himself until Brian signs on the dotted line #thearchers