“As everyone knows, I am an extraordinarily brilliant person”

Todd Blanche crying at the end that the reporter is being "rude" is the best.

It's like the Mets made a deal with the devil and then the devil didn't come through with his end of the deal and doesn't know how to own a baseball team and also is building a giant casino right next to citi field.

Easily solved by them wearing t-shirts that say "green" and "red" respectively.

2045: MCU Phase 26. Red Hulk 4 CONFIRMED. This time, there's a Green Red Hulk, and you wouldn't like to see him angry.

THIS is a billion dollar franchise idea. You gotta make people wait for it. 3/3

Post Red Hulk 3: Interview with Harrison Ford saying "there will never be another Red Hulk! Get out of my way!"

12 Years Pass

Mid-credits scene on episode 4 of WandaVision Season 5: Mark Ruffalo and Harrison Ford can be seen working together on ... something. 2/X

Red Hulk 1: Red Hulk is still in prison for most of the movie.
Red Hulk 2: This one is mostly a red-she-hulk movie.
Red Hulk 3: Red Hulk vs. the Eternals.
Red Hulk 3: post-credits scene (none! It's revolutionary, the first time the MCU doesn't have one for a second time.) 1/X

Do it after the standalone red hulk trilogy, please

I’m being personally fucked with for an additional calendar year is the reason behind the decision.

Yes great point, bottom slats must stay in place even while upper slats are temporarily removed.

Although I’m coming around the idea of additional slats. Like you could make metal capris for a more formal look and then switch right back to shorts when your home.

Honestly, it’s gotta be ventilation, those metal slats while stylish seem like sweat generators.

This is awesome, I’ve been looking for a real life pair of pants like this since 1996.

Dark beast was great. Metal colossal pants were the best in comics.

Isn’t original Beast like an evil mega bad guy now?

You know I've been fine with the lying and killing and bombs and everything, but Trump cosplaying as my favorite religious figure, this is where I draw the line. I'm a believer, come on!

“novelty snack” how dare you

Would in a heartbeat. Call me.

Did Obama diss Catholic schools in Belfast? Did Obama diss Catholic schools in Belfast?

In 2013, Obama was in Belfast and said something super low key about Catholic vs Protestant schools in Ireland, and all my proto-MAGA relatives went nuts on Facebook, accusing him of being an anti-catholic hate monger.

My son is pissed the isles are out of the playoffs.

Gotta fire deboer my 11yo is pissed #isles

Me:

99% of my social feeds for the past 27d:

There’s never been a “robust norm.” Our immigration laws have been a deliberate joke for decades, with the goal of having millions of people live here as second class citizens, doing necessary labor for our economy. Nativism has been metastasizing and it’s not the left’s fault.

I also had a beast basketball game last night and I am also the same age as Lebron so I'm assuming we're both feeling exactly the same type of way this morning, no further questions, comments have been locked.

Domicile

Domicile

Very hard as a dad of young kids who realistically can't ever go to the movies to not type in "Project Hail Mary plot spoilers" into my search bar right now. Like, I'm guessing he dies at the end, right?

Happy Shamrock Shake day for everyone who observes. 8 years and counting.

The GOP Plan to Kill Your Vote Who thinks “making voting more difficult” should be our top priority?

The Senate is going all-in on the Save America Act today, even though they don't have the votes. Why? I'm filling in for @maryharris.bsky.social on the podcast today, talking with @ariberman.bsky.social about the GOP trying to take over elections ahead of the midterms. Listen to What Next @slate.com

Polka dot alt rockers

I think?

Me:

95% of my social feeds in the last 24 hours:

Secrets of the fox. Ancient mystery. Will we ever know? Somewhere deep in the woods. What are you hiding? What is your sound? Will always be a mystery. You’re my guardian angel, I know you’re hiding. Will we ever know? I want to. I want to. I want to know.

US takes Canada’s hockey. Italy takes US’s baseball. Italy’s bocce ball is officially up for grabs.