Walton Goggins holding The Onion newspaper with Tim Gazebo.

Average Onion subscriber.

Celebrating the one and only Kermit the Frog this week! #TheMuppets70

98-Year-Old WWII Vet Uses Tank To 'Crush Fascism' By Literally Crushing A Tesla In Viral Video He knows fascism when he sees it.

Powerful.

Order note that asks for “something gay”

Drawing of two male lions labelled “they are gay”

I love signing books

An insane pair of product recommendations from Amazon. Pairing Jeff stormers ultimate Fantasy character creator with a wand vibrator.

What kind of evening does the algorithm envision for me?

I’m going to sleep and when I wake up I expect everyone to be on their worst behavior

Help decide which mom will be featured in Woman’s World and receive $20,000! Being A Super Mom Doesn’t Mean Being Perfect — It’s About Showing Up For Your Kids In Ways That Make Them Feel Loved, Safe, And Supported.

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A painting of a boy and girl, both white skinned, sitting sideways on a stone balustrade outdoors. The boy wears a military-looking outfit - black or dark blue jacket and trousers with red and gold trim. The girl's brown hair is up off her neck; she wears gold hoop earrings, a gold necklace and a white off-the-shoulder gown with a gauzy white overlayer. In her lap sits a green parrot with some blue, pink and yellow feathers. The boy's left hand reaches forward to sit on the girl's left shoulder.

Children with a Parrot, 1850, by #ChristinaRobertson (Scottish, 1796-1854), who died #otd (Apr 30). She served as a Russian court painter & was the first woman honorary member of the Royal Scottish Academy. On view at the Hermitage, www.hermitagemuseum.org/digital-coll... #womenartists #artherstory

the weather app should also show you the current World Tendency for your location

These are the accomplishments?

A scruffy brown dog with big green sunglasses on

Lucy doesn’t care about your band or that you studied creative writing at Oberlin, she just wants a cigarette

baby's first steps 🥺

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Tweet by Alex Cole mocking a government post, showing a Homeland Security document stating Kilmer Armado Abrego-Garcia has no criminal history, contradicting a tweet below from Attorney General Pamela Bondi's account linking to information on him.

Do they even read the files they post?

Hahah good to know lol I was due for a rewatch

And yet again, Taylor Swift is feeding the homeless.

Trump: *says it was wrong for the IRS to investigate religious leaders and his supporters*

Q: “If that was wrong, why are you considering changing the tax status of Harvard?”

Trump: “Because I think Harvard is a disgrace…Tax-exempt status is a privilege…it’s been abused.”

Harvard’s decision to stand up against Trump was its smartest and most effective fundraising move ever.

MESSAGE TO COMPANIES, INSTITUTIONS AND POLITICIANS:

IT IS BOTH THE RIGHT THING AND THE SMART THING TO DEFEND YOUR CORE VALUES.

This professor studies dictatorships. He helped convince Harvard to stand up to Trump Harvard professor Steve Levitsky has spent decades studying democracies and how they fail. He's now raising alarm bells over what he sees as a slide toward autocracy under President Trump.

Steve Levitsky studies dictatorships. He wrote a marvellous book, ‘How Democracies Die’ (with Daniel Ziblatt), and now he helped convince Harvard university to stand up to Trump

www.latimes.com/world-nation...

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If the administration takes away Harvard's tax-exempt status, I want them to take away every Mega-Church tax-exempt status as well.

Trump’s tariffs are hitting farmers hard — in ways you might not expect. This honey farmer voted for Trump 3X — now costs are through the roof, hiring’s frozen, and he’s lost $150K in government contracts.

Asked if he regrets his 2024 vote? “Perhaps I should’ve considered other options.”

NO SHIT!

I had heard that taking a magnesium supplement can help so many health issues, but it's truly working on my insomnia in a way nothing else has helped. i'm getting restful sleep a few nights a week now; it's been weird and great.

D wearing a collagen face mask that is opaque white and makes her look like Michael Myers from the Halloween movies

can I come over and stare at you like this