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Elizabeth Banks

3 weeks ago 14558 4809 246 344

The starting pitcher homered leading the game off. Neato.

6 months ago 77 12 2 1

Shohei Ohtani hits a ball over the right-field pavilion for his second homer.

6 months ago 127 26 4 11

Shohei with the casual three-homer game, and also pitching or something.

6 months ago 87 11 2 2

Houses of Parliament in Winter - 1903 #artbots #monet
https://botfrens.com/collections/41/contents/10879

7 months ago 80 11 0 1

Beat the Whites with the Red Wedge

Beat the Whites with the Red Wedge www.wikiart.org/en/el-lissitzky/beat-the...

7 months ago 3 1 0 0

I daydream about being woken in the dead of night by the sound of shouts, cheers, and car horns.

7 months ago 6885 688 110 13

It's going to be the weirdest thing watching every news network trying to sell "a nation in mourning" while Kool & the Gang's "Celebration" becomes the new national anthem.

7 months ago 6975 1113 146 60

any body want to help me plan sneaking around and raising all the flags back up to full mast

7 months ago 6301 583 148 35

Old Soviet joke for today:

A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves.

After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?”

“I’m looking for the obituaries.”

“The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.”

“Not the one I’m looking for.”

7 months ago 26963 6938 203 175

Yesterday, Robert Prevost asked everyone to start calling him by a different name.

And they did. No outrage or shaming over this request.

See how easy it is to honor other people's benign wishes?

11 months ago 16025 3143 267 89

it really is astounding that a presidential administration crashed the growth trajectory of the wealthiest country on the planet in basically two months

11 months ago 53613 9812 985 624

Dodgers president Stan Kasten added Japanese-style toilets to the team's clubhouse because Roki Sasaki said having such features could sway his decision of where to sign.

Sasaki became a Dodger — and admitted the toilets factored into his choice.

(via @ocregister.bsky.social)

11 months ago 541 42 44 43

Dodgers visit the White House on April 7

I don’t wanna say there’s a connection but…

✅ Dodgers before WH visit: 9-2
✅ Dodgers since WH visit: 7-8

11 months ago 77 5 4 5

the los angeles dodgers this year

11 months ago 75 1 6 2

"If we are to have another contest in the near future of our national existence, I predict that the dividing line will not be Mason and Dixon's but between patriotism and intelligence on the one side, and superstition, ambition and ignorance on the other."

Ulysses S. Grant, born #OTD 1822

11 months ago 37 17 1 0

Say hello to Cookie

11 months ago 5 0 0 0

I saw Hamilton and The Book of Mormon last time I was in London. I’d like to see Hedwig on stage.

11 months ago 0 0 0 0

Fim de jogo | O ARSENAL CALOU O BERNABÉU!
Saka se redime após pênalti perdido, Martinelli decide e os Gunners são SEMIFINALISTAS da Champions.

1 year ago 89 9 1 9

GOL DO ARSENAL

⚽️ Gabriel Martinelli
🅰️ Mikel Merino (2)
Real Madrid 1-2 Arsenal
🏆 #ChampionsLeague

1 year ago 49 10 1 5

GOL DO ARSENAL

Real Madrid 0-1 Arsenal
⚽️ Bukayo Saka
🅰️ Mikel Merino
🏆 Champions League

1 year ago 51 8 0 3

Arsenal 3-0 Real Madrid Stats: Rice Scores Two Wonder Goals To Put Gunners in Dreamland | Opta Analyst Declan Rice scored two incredible free-kick goals to help Arsenal to a famous 3-0 win over European Champions Real Madrid. Check out the best facts and data from the game with our Arsenal vs Real Madr...

A 3-0 win over Real Madrid in a Champions League quarter-final. A night of nerve, noise and mayhem at a raucous Emirates stadium.

Our stats report from Arsenal v Real Madrid:

theanalyst.com/2025/04/arse...

#ARSRMA