56% there ! inhave a payment on the 24th. we're making awesome progress !! thanknyou everyone !!

they're cosmic beings they're all basically siblings innit

@skeletonizer.bsky.social validate me

you can see it right. you can see the vision

a fav twitter classic was when anime fans were doing modern big three discourse and a big anime critic account was like ok everyone chill out this entire framing is racist, there's always been tons of popular manga, this is a made up western invention. slam dunk was bigger than dragon ball etc etc

ビッグスリー - Wikipedia

i wanna be clear. in spirit, he was correct. the discourse was largely incurious us fans arguing like toonami is the final word on anime relevance.

yet deep in the replies was the funniest post ever: "actually making up arbitrary big threes is a beloved japanese pastime" with a link to this:

doomer girl being momdommed by the transgender embodiment of "but what if tho"

They were payed a lot of money. Why are we pretending there is any other motivation behind this. Fuck these sell out losers

been informed that it's a minor point of contention among the most annoying sonic fans on tumblr that my lanolin post was "cherry picking" because it didn't show the bits where lanolin angrily smacks away tangle's paddle ball because this would show how Evil and Abusive she is

A page from IDW Sonic #62. Sitting in a break room in Restoration HQ, Tangle sips a juice box via multiple connected straws while loudly playing with a paddle ball with her prehensile tail. Whisper sips coffee, and a disparaged Lanolin looks over some paperwork. Lanolin: "Our first mission out as the Diamond Cutters was technically a success. It was also nearly a disaster. We... have a lot to work on. How did your old team organize itself?" As they talk, the sound of Tangle's paddle ball continues in the background with a THWAKITA-THWAKITA-THWAKITA sound effect. Whisper: We were all volunteers. We just... found one another. It wasn't formal until after we organized." Tangle: "You thinking of recruiting? I mean, the Chaotix do just fine with three members." THWAKITA-THWAKITA-THWAKITA Lanolin glares at the paddle ball. Lanolin: "I'd like us to diversify our options. More personnel means more ideas, more skills, more--" THWAKITA-THWAKITA-THWAKITA Lanolin snatches the paddle ball away. Lanolin: "--more options if there are multiple crises..." Tangle, sad: "You could've said something first..."

More panels from later in the same scene. Lanolin is talking to new recruit Duo the Cat (really Mimic the Octopus in disguise). Tangle's paddle ball is still sitting on the break room table. Lanolin: "We appreciate everyone who wants to help out, Duo. But do you have any special skills? Any--" Lanolin suddenly, angrily smacks the paddle ball off the table with her clipboard, then instantly regains her composure. Duo looks nervous while Tangle angrily squints at Lanolin. Lanolin: "--any prior experience you could bring to the team?" Duo: Um, well... I guess I'm pretty nimble? I'm good with computers? Oh! I did use a Wispon back during the war! Although... I guess most folks did, too... I'm a fast learner with lots of spirit?"

what's hilarious about this is that i actually did want to include this, but it just didn't fit into the natural flow of the post. but i love this scene. it's an example of why i like lanolin as an addition to the cast. it's funny. they're doing a comedy routine. it's spongebob and squidward shit

Goodbye, Mobius' rose...

A drawing showing a ptal standing around, not really doing anything. They have the back of their hair tied up, wear a bra, a pair of shorts, & a piece of cloth concealing their upper arm, hanging down from bands across the opposite shoulder. A building stands behind them, & a number of spires rest in the otherwise empty background. Difficult to read text says, “I’m not really doing anything. I’m made of little beads & a sort of clandestine cotton, and seek nothing more than the interior of a dusty box, and the comforting rot of their spores.”

doinganything
#furryart #chubbyart

Image of an anthropomorphized Deoxys making a heart with their hands centered on the orb in their chest.

Incredible commission I got over a month ago of my Deoxys OC, Serena, from @frogbiansvevo.bsky.social!
I've been so very happy with it, but I am also extremely bad about posting ever.

(Serena is an adopt I bought from @blushily.bsky.social.)

A man based on Golurk, he has a high armored collar and shoulder armor. With a device on his chest with a megastone in it

For Today its a Golurk. I imagine he is like 9 feet tall. #pkg #pokegijinka #pokemongijinka

oh fuck it's the master (bald version) (he says hello you in the big finishes where he shows up)

toxic yuri between the queen of nevers and the griever at the end of all things

I mean this with complete sincerity and without a negative bone in my body but the special sauce of splatoon is what sega used to have and I hope they find it again someday

Kingdom Hearts 🔑✨

Conan glazing, much like Doom glazing, is something that I feel like I should be opposed to but it's too much fun watching these guys who are composed of 100% big dick energy stonewall every situation

Panels from Savage Avengers #7 by Gerry Duggan, Patrick Zircher and Java Tartaglia P1 CONAN: Very well. Let us eat. P2 CONAN: But no tricks! And if the feast is lacking, then by Crom I will slay you in your own castle! P3 DOCTOR DOOM: If the meal is subpar, I would deserve it. And whom am I inviting into my home? P4 CONAN: Conan. DOCTOR DOOM: Call me Victor.

The period when Conan the Barbarian was in the modern Marvel Universe was really funny because it was like 90% Conan glazing but it was great every time. Like hell yeah man, Conan. Dude rules

“CONAN HOLDS YOUR PRIVACY SACRED Our encampment processes personal data, wielding the power as cautiously as Conan wields his sword. Should you wish to cover your footsteps and forbid us from sharing your secrets, strike at the 'I wish to cloak my presence' rune. I WISH TO CLOAK MY PRESENCE”

Completely tossed at the official conan the barbarian website’s cookie notification window.

ROTF Demolisher

Transformers has a rich and varied history of quirky, often non-humanoid robot designs — and that's something to celebrate! Here are ten standouts from across the brand's history -->
tfsource.com/blog/20...

Did we miss any obvious candidates?

I wanted to translate sureshot into my own style like idk i saw his new toy online and wanted to to cartoonify it.. he has some elements from his g1 self too but its minimal kkkkk

imagining people trying to explain to miyamoto not all blonde white women are related and getting hit with the flouride stare

An anonymous user on an infamous image board recounts how he and his brother were super excited about the film "Kangaroo Jack" to the point that when there was not a rapping kangaroo in the actual film, they tried to pretend otherwise until presented with the unassailable truth when the movie came out on DVD.

Y'know, I finally figured out what the GenAI hype cycle reminds me of. How folks are constantly buying into false promises and then refuse to acknowledge that they've been duped.

It's the Kangaroo Jack greentext.

i've seen "it would really stick it to the devs if we left bsky" posts & no it wouldn't. they want this web site to be boring crypto idiots who cool their phones off in pools chatting with AI reply bots. instead they have to put up with us and that's deeply funny

Praising JK Rowling when asked a question on trans rights is akin to praising Anita Bryant when asked a question gay rights. No money to Stonewall. No Stonewall at Pride. They are already experiencing a funding crisis, and this chairwoman appointment should be their last. Traitors.

Powerscaling the Tumblr Staff tie-belt guy against the entire Bluesky team

In 2016, speedrunners proved that the "trigger wild battle" and "generate IVs" RNG was unintentionally correlated, making perfect IVs and shiny IVs both impossible.

In 2026, a romhacker noticed that Silph Scope causes IVs to be regenerated, meaning that all IVs *are* possible in Pokemon Tower!