#Movie #script #funny #lol #funnyshit

#Funny #lol #meme

#WW3 #Funny #Lol #nuclear #wtf

#Funny #lol #shoes #skydiving

#German #funny #lol

#puzzle #funny #lol #guess #comeoneguess

#Funny #pole #pain #lol #funnyshit

#Funny #lol #funnyshit #cleanup

2013: ""Well, I woke up to go get me a cold pop, then I thought somebody was baw-bee-cooin'. I said, “O’ lord Jesus, it’s a fire!” Then I ran out. I didn’t grab no shoes or nuthin’, Jesus, I’Da RAN for my life..then the smoke got me; I got Bronchitis! Ain’t nobody got time fo dat!"

~ Sweet Brown

#Nigerian #prince #funny #lol #funnyshit

#Food #Spicy #funny #lol

"I'd like to talk to you about modern science."

~ Me, knocking on Jehovah's Witness' door

#Science #Religion #Funny #lol

One day autocorrect will completely collapse, and that day will be gloria’s.

#Autocorrect #Funny #lol

#President #Funny #Lol #wtf

#Fart #Trust #Funny #lol #wtf

#Horse #Funny #Lol #Rich #Cars

#Tools #Sale #Funny #lol #funnyshit

#omfg #Beer #Funny #lol #meme

#Axlerose #Mickey #Old #Funny #lol

#Lego #Funny #lol #wtf #funnyshit

#Funny #Shop #Food #lol #wtf

#Weight #Funny #lol #wtf #Funnyshit

#Karen #Dummy #Funny #lol #Firefighter

#TV #Thief #Funny #Lol #meme

"Laugh until you have to purge! Love whenever you have the urge! And live and let your spirit splurge!" ~ Roger Foucault

... I'm hoping Hallmark will call me for my deep thoughts.

#Hallmark#Quote #Deep #Funny #lol

Strange new trend at work-- People putting names on food in our office fridge. During my overnight shift last night I had a delicious spaghetti t'v dinner named 'Mike'.

#Work #Lunch #Funny #lol #funnyshit

#Sunbathing #Tan #Funny #lol #Cartoon

#Anxiety #Cartoon #Funny #lol #music

#Crocs #Shoes #Funny #lol #meme

#OCD #fUNNY #LOL #MEME