Good news, I think I've stopped the washing machine leak
Bad news, You're going to need to get another washing machine soon 😳

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Guess everyone's using up leave
#PersonalBest

Actual footage of me wishing my mum #HappyWomensDay

#MorningAffirmation

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#ThatWouldBeAnEcumenicalMatter

No More Heroes by The Stranglers on the radio.
[Early 1990’s] History quiz at school, got asked how Leon Trotsky was killed? Was able to sing the lyrics to get it right ✔️

First watch, If I'm not back in two hours...

Norton, you alright hun?

Christmas isn't Christmas without a communiqué from the Volksfrei Movement

Just seen an YT ad "Create the best AI Images" from a company call 'Artlist', but the voiceovers American (AI?) accent makes it sound like 'Artless'

Eddie: What, you mean it didn't work?
Richie: Well, yes, he did enhance it temporarily. But, when it said on the door "Revolutionary new enlargement technique!" I didn't realize he was gonna stick me in a cubicle for half an hour with a copy of Razzle! Eighty-five quid!

Plucked a white eyebrow hair but turns out that it had gone back to black... Must be due to that week off work

When you're on a conference call with Europe and someone from Germany mentions 'Demarcation'
#IYKYK

Tonite's viewing?
#TheRapture

You see undercover reporters on the news ask if shops have "cheap cigs 'out back'"
Me: "Have you got any full-price, full-strength Coke 'out back'?

#JohnStapleton called my mate a "Spastic" on national TV
(For context Simon was friend and was featured on a Nationwide report in 1975. I was able to get a copy from the BBC Archive but sadly he died before it arrived. He would have f**king roared when he heard that)

Argh #InternationalTalkLikeAPirateDay and Wickes has already sold out of pre-shivered timbers...

Just received @imprint_films 🇦🇺boxed set of @michaelmann's #TheKeep (1983) and it is gorgeous...
If I weren't already on-leave, I'd might call in sick...
#AWorldWarIIFairytale

Billy Connolly ~ Tell Laura I Love Her YouTube video by TheonlyComedian

youtu.be/_fzg2BiGrGA?...

I'm going in, if I'm not back in 2 1/2 hours... Tell Laura I Love her

Wonder if the BBC Action Line staff are on danger money

[Meanwhile on Facebook] 🤨
#IYKYK

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(Fell off the back of an Instastory, I have no links to the production)

Henry Rollins - Ozzy Osbourne & Black Sabbath YouTube video by War Wolf Spirit

youtu.be/BOFVsaGSeSM?...

Just realised I wasn't on mute for 10+ mins at the beginning of a department conference call...

I Want You YouTube video by Inspiral Carpets - Topic

🎶No-one ever said it was gonna be easy...🎶 www.youtube.com/watch?v=dt86...

So now it's Football, Tennis and the Sex Olympics to be avoided...

Time Bandits - Robin Hood YouTube video by Top Clips

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vh17...

Main Title From "The Carpetbaggers" YouTube video by Jimmy Smith - Topic

Also #LaloSchifrin #IYKYK
youtu.be/TcOobxfphmg?...