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Posts by Marvin the Paranoid Android.

I loved Dark Star, but am I bad for only remembering him for his novel "Into the out of" which I read but can remember nothing of except the title.
Google tells me he has written a ton of tv/film novelisations including the Transformers films. Am I bad for thinking jobbing slop author for hire?

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Posted a link to this onion Tech story on Reddit's tech forum a couple of days ago, it tickled my funny bone after seeing it on Bluesky, expected the Tech Mods to remove it because it's not tech news.

www.reddit.com/r/technology...

61k Upvotes and 5.6 million views so far!

I'm not an old fart!

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Alice on a dragon

Alice on a dragon

Realms Unknown Deep Dive for this week is Talking Weapons!

Tell us your favourite talking weapons in fantasy and sci fi!

@realmsunknown.bsky.social

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I was going to post Apocalypse Now, I do actually like that film and it would probably have been the one I said was my favorite film from the year at a dinner party when I was younger. But then I saw that Life Of Brian came out in the same year and it was no contest.

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Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-co...

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“Here’s looking at them, kid.”

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Lilacor the sword from Baldur's Gate II

Ask it for advice.

"Advice, eh? Well, besides working on your swordmanship. Besides that, I'd have to think."

"Hmmm... find someone rich, and kill them. Find someone richer, and kill them, too! Hack and slash your way to fortune! Woo-hoo!!"

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Post your favourite film from the year you turned 18…

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Pamela Anderson wearing a leather tight corset top with large amounts of cleavage.

Pamela Anderson wearing a leather tight corset top with large amounts of cleavage.

Barb Wire (1996) -

Was a rewrite of the plot of Casablanca with Pamela Anderson in the role that Humphrey Bogart played . One of the innovative changes was replacing Dry Wits with Wet Tits.

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Me in a suit, looking great. Revorce: Doing Things logo in the corner.

Me in a suit, looking great. Revorce: Doing Things logo in the corner.

You spoke. We listened. #Revorce

- Replace all traffic lights with British roundabouts
- Mandatory carvery
- Bring back old money
- One queue: no more little queues - one big one
- Ban on self-checkouts
- No more woke seat belts

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I hope they keep to their past promises of mandatory tits on page 3 of every publication including the Guardian, The Beano and all teenage magazines.

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Via u/mrswift45 on Reddit

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She never knew Trump when he was young. She got fucked by Epstein for a while and then got passed on to Trump as a sloppy seconds Putin asset to lounge around in faux luxury in America.

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Well it makes me happier than Kamala saying she want's to run again. Can she not just fuck off and run a charity after she's already lost to the worst person in the World?

Whats her plan this time. Full on french kiss Liz Cheney and cheer on Israel harder than last time?

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Next up to the Podium. "I never fucked my Mom" says Barron.

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I'm genuinely worried that even as a citizen the dumb orange fucks brownshirts are going to detain me for the crime of Lèse-majesté next time I have to enter the country.

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Tripping into him I might have offered to let him fuck me up the Arse as an apology,drink had been taken, in Edinburgh Assembly rooms bar at the festival after the IT crowd featuring Gay the musical was broadcast.

He refused. Which makes him the failed gay man. My arse was delightful back then.

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Tripping into him I might have offered to let him fuck me up the Arse as an apology,drink had been taken, in Edinburgh Assembly rooms bar at the festival after the IT crowd featuring Gay the musical was broadcast.

He refused. Which makes him the failed gay man. My arse was delightful back then.

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A movie couple who would definitely have a podcast.

They would definitely be cross appearing on Podcasts with Steve Bannon, Theo Von etc. in the Magasphere.

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Unconditional surrender except it’s by Trump.

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Against Trump within the US.

Do you think words can possibly radicalize youth against the US and Israel more than the Bibi and Trump killing their families can?

Both these cunts love that they are creating more enemies and do not care how many children they kill to perpuate this cycle of hate?

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Sorry, this is the previous post with the actual picture.

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For some reason the actual picture was missing.

This was the post with picture.

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This Was the Rafi-Nia Synagogue in Tehran. This is a surviving Community leader Younes Lalehzar looking at the ruins after Israeli strikes.

Fuck everyone supporting Bibi in Israel. Fuck everyone in America supporting Trump.

The Iranian regime is not good, but those doing this are Evil.

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This Was the Rafi-Nia Synagogue in Tehran. This is a surviving Community leader Younes Lalehzar looking at the ruins after Israeli strikes.

Fuck everyone supporting Bibi in Israel. Fuck everyone in America supporting Trump.

The Iranian regime is not good, but those doing this are Evil.

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Red hot cross buns with cum-like stuff inside

Red hot cross buns with cum-like stuff inside

Me, livid.

Me, livid.

M&S IS MOCKING US WITH SACRILEGIOUS HOT CROSS BUNS THAT ARE RED AND HAVE CUM-LIKE STUFF INSIDE.

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