#Revorce

Revorce ad featuring a man with poppy nipples coming out of the windshield of his Yaris

Proper Party. Proper Politics. #Revorce

Me in a suit, looking great. Revorce: Doing Things logo in the corner.

You spoke. We listened. #Revorce

- Replace all traffic lights with British roundabouts
- Mandatory carvery
- Bring back old money
- One queue: no more little queues - one big one
- Ban on self-checkouts
- No more woke seat belts

Man with huge awful head on Question Time beside Revorce logo

BREAKING Wayne Blumpkin-Parp of Question Time fame has joined #Revorce.

Andy Churnwell doing a jig in Costa Coffee

Sir Keir having been all sick down himself.

I’ve long argued that any hard centrist party would need Sir Keir, not out of sentiment, but strategy.

Credibility + recognition + an existing base = lift-off!

Finally it’s here. Sir Keir is joining #Revorce. Now we build!

Me pointing to the camera; Revorce logo

You win this one Greens. But watch out. #Revorce will beat you off next time.

Political Party logo featuring Ty, the blackpool voter, as a worm. Revorce: Doing Things

#Revorce

revorce logo featuring that man who was hit in the nuts with a brick

#Revorce

Picture of Deep Pan Pizza with a collection of characters outside, including me and Ty, the blackpool voter who is a worm.

It's time for change. It's time for #Revorce.

Me with make up being applied - ad for Revorce

It's time for change. It's time for #Revorce.

Me with my hands, gesturing sensibly.

I got into politics because of my dad, the owner of a small radio station. We didn't have much growing up. We had to make do, work hard, get on with things. Although dad never said he loved me, I bet he'd be so proud of me and my new political party #Revorce.

Deep Pan Pizza restaurant.

Nobody remembers Deep Pan Pizza, even though, for a time, it was Britain's largest restaurant chain. According to my memory, it was destroyed by the woke blob. But if you vote for my party, #Revorce, we will bring it back. 🇬🇧

Big beany breakfast

Up until the early-2000s you could go into any British eatery and get a couple of Wrexham wrinklers with foreskin end on a bed of beans. This is something that my party, #Revorce, will bring back. 🇬🇧

Revorce Doing Things Logo, besides me drinking a coffe. Little Buy Me A coffee sign in the corner

I'm going to need you all to dig deep and #BuyMeACoffee - and ideally not just one coffee, but lots of coffees. Give me as much money as you've got. I need to get this campaign off the ground. #Revorce