“Shot By Both Sides” by Magazine.

“On the way to the outside lavatory…”

Listen to it & tell me I’m wrong..! 😆

When Donnarumma exemplified his fine footwork by doing *that* thing - just how wry do you suspect, was the wry grin on Joe Hart’s face..? 🤔

The 25/26 Premier League run-in

Top Gear playing the long game here…

Joe Hart must look at Donnarumma doing that & have a little chuckle

Bloody hell #TheFootball 👀

Third-party, fur & theft…

Venus & the Moon over Sheffield

If I had a dog…this is where I’d take it…

Mine didn’t…

Get well soon Bill…

Yes is winning on 58%

Mail is running a poll on whether the UK should rejoin the EU.

Takes seconds to vote and it's going hilariously well...

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...

I didn’t know this, did you? Amazing!

Rory McIlroy Struggling To Fit Big Check Into Mobile Deposit Photo

Rory McIlroy Struggling To Fit Big Check Into Mobile Deposit Photo

It's time to muddy these spats ... Help Barry Glendenning raise money to support Great Ormond Street Hospital Children's Charity

Having been goaded into it by @maxrushden.bsky.social, I am doing the London Landmarks half-marathon in April for Great Ormond Street Children's Charity. I am 52, overweight, hideously unfit and I hate running. Please donate, if you can spare a few quid ...

www.justgiving.com/page/barry-g...

Bournemouth do play some lovely football…

One of my earliest childhood memories was the drama surrounding Apollo 13.
I was hooked on space travel from that moment on.
Artemis has rekindled all those feelings about human endeavour.

Recreate your own Artemis splashdown with three Tunnocks teacakes and a Nespresso pod

The four Artemis astronauts embrace inside the Orion Capsule. American and Canadian flags, along with equipment and hardware are surrounding them.

This is such a great photo.

Probably the best of all the #ArtemisII photos.

Diversity, international collaboration, humanities, science, art, engineering, the desire for exploring, the drive of human curiosity, the reward of years of dedicated hard work, and just pure joy.

It's all in there.

As always, great fun recording these & our Grand National chat in the podcast extra was especially enjoyable…⚪️🔵

There is a Festival of Fan Activism in Liverpool on June 13. An antidote to FIFA's World Cup scam, with talks throughout the day on fan ownership, women's football, community clubs, and inclusion in football, with live music in the evening. Organised by @fccommunity.bsky.social

Today’s #ObligatoryFootballSelfie as I was joined by Katherine McNamara in crashing the @rogwhiteside.bsky.social Ewood family gathering…⚪️🔵

Tuesday night away trip ahoy 😳

C/o @davidsquires.bsky.social 👌

If that means that Saints are hugely distracted when Rovers turn up at St Mary’s, so much the better..! 🙂

That was a terrific cup tie & penny for the thoughts of Gunners…👀

Saints alive…👀

Pure happiness ❤️

If you’re looking for something to watch this weekend, may I offer you this… my most recent tour, as an Amazon Prime Special, for UK and Ireland viewers! (Rest of the world tour still to happen!)
Lots of laughs and a huge TWIST…

Trump: We’ve obliterated the Iranistanni armed forces… apart from the ones firing rockets and missiles at our allies.

New Private Eye on shelves now.