Fucking hilarious. #thefootball

Arsenal ending up with nothing after the earache we’ve all had to put up with this season would be one of the funniest things ever to happen. #thefootball

Jack, bless you for trying to engage in #TheFootball bantz, but there are professionals in this business on here now, we've got this covered.

Dude. #thefootball

Zohran Mamdani! Kier Starmer! Osama Bin Laden! Your boys took one hell of a beating! #thefootball

Blimey. #TheFootball

Every time I check the Southampton v Arsenal score, someone scores.
Sorry Arsenal friends.

#TheFootball

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#facup #thefootball

Oh my.

#SOUARS #TheFootball

Oof. #TheFootball

Being completely fair, presumably the LinkedIn wisdom Rosenior shared at half time perked the team up a bit and they were at worst pretending to like each other after scoring in the second half. #TheFootball

NOT THOSE ONES #TheFootball

Substitutes. Now. #TheFootball

You know circa late 2000 at the end of the Vialli era when Chelsea scored and none of the players were celebrating and you knew the atmosphere amongst the squad was utterly toxic?

Yeah, that's the second goal today. #TheFootball

Garnacho has found his level (on the bench as Chelsea play the 68th best team in England) #TheFootball

MAGIC OF THE CUP #thefootball

Up the Vale #TheFootball

"Bald fraud" is trending in the L4 area. #TheFootball

Oof. #TheFootball

City couldn't do it. Could they? #TheFootball

This is Mancunian Christmas. #thefootball

#TheFootball

it just means less #thefootball

put phil foden next to jack grealish and kalvin phillips on the list of “english players ruined by pep guardiola” #thefootball

The thing with Ezenwata is that some players really shine in U18 football because they are bigger than their peers, or significantly faster. Ezenwata isn't really one of those, he's just really, really good at scoring goals. #TheFootball

Argh, I've had one of my 'sort of political' posts RTd and people think might think I'm a kind and thoughtful contributor when all I want to do is laugh at that prick Enzo Fernandez getting a much deserved comeuppance #TheFootball

lol @ italy #thefootball

Italy, eh? More to the point, Bosnia, eh? #TheFootball

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Italy #thefootball

FFS, Italy

#TheFootball