“Just below tolerable” is my rating.
If I could just hide the Copilot buttons on the ribbons I will upgrade my rating to “tolerable for work purposes only”

I call it Weston-on-Sea and it really irritated the people I worked with from there.
Which only encouraged me.

Finally started pruning the ridiculously full contacts list.

Got some mobile numbers for some relatively famous ex-politicians (Louise Mensh levels of renown) who are also dickheads.
Numbers I don’t need and will delete but am tempted to send something amusing first.

Open to ideas...

Stop moaning about space exploration being a waste of money - we need these missions so we can trial the air recycling systems and water filters that large corporations will sell us subscriptions to in the future, making the ruins of our planet are vaguely habitable for the remaining middle classes.

This is brilliant. I unironically love this.

“I am a plumber who can shoot fire from my hand and I double in size when I eat mushrooms, why does my wife say I am a civil servant?”

This has now generated more hate than anything I’ve posted on the internetdotcom.

Sorry! 😁

I realise now that I clearly underestimated the interestingness of this fact.

It has not gone down well.

Because knowledge should be free!

There's still time for you to become prime minister of somewhere, never give up!

*1991.

The Prime Minister of Greenland was born in 1992.

Just thought you'd like to know.

I’ve never thought about pickpocketing before, but now the thought is in my head I absolutely would have a crack at pickpocketing Brad Pitt.
What a great souvenir I’d have if successful.

The motion is carried.

#MoreButtsThursday

Maybe both groups have a “if you ain’t with us, you’re against us” thing going on?

List makers all seem a bit weird

I do find it amusing when you get a block in a batch of like 300 people and you try to guess what you have in common.

My first guess is one of the flags in the bio, but not that this time.

(I don’t actually care in case you thought I did have a big ego)

How dare you block me I’ve been on the radio twelve times I should be blocking YOU.

Totally Mexico!

I blame Gwentish influences (which has the benefit of being a bit funny and actually has some basis in fact)

I have learned this and reached acceptance.

I did have a good run of not falling for clicking the ‘show more’ button so can take some comfort in that

Is there a way to delete photos off other people’s devices?

bart simpson and homer simpson are standing next to each other with the words shake harder boy below them Alt: Shellbyville folk, man and boy, are standing next to each other shaking their fists in anger

Fucking hell.
I’m tired so got caught out this time.

Wish I knew more Portuguese than the bare minimum I needed to chat with the Cabo Verde ccTLD people about changing expiry dates and double billing me.

There’s probably a bilingualol to be had here.

Love a bilingualol.

Someone must’ve already pointed out the Glasgow club kit thing in the last 2 hours.
Sorry.

I have been busy thinking up an amusing variant of ‘Old Firm’ for the fixture but haven’t got anything remotely humorous.
Just go with ‘Old Flan’ as a placeholder joke.

An Arsenal player in a blue shirt that looks like a Glasgow Rangers shirt, and a Sporting player in a green and white hooped shirt similar to Celtic Glasgow’s kit. A graphic shows the score - Sporting 0, Arsenal 1

Well done to Arsenal Rangers for beating Sporting Celtic Portugal today.

#TheFootball

“Not only is your chocolate worse, we’ve put bits of random shit in it to make it worse again!”

Like Mondelez does with literally every product it owns.

Looking forward to the Cadbury chocolate with cough drops inside it that'll probably be out soon