Strange man named Vinny Syndrome keeps coming to my house and showing me deeply questionable sexploitation films. I look forward to each and every visit eagerly.
Posts by Sam Kurd (he/him)
If it was critical, it should have been in it to begin with.
Come on now.
And the render. If I could actually paint this on my figure…
The burning scene in wickerman but Sergeant Howie's face has been replaced with Starmer's
A burning Wickerman from the burning scene in the wickerman
Breaking: Britain has sacrificed Keir Starmer.
"A real, raw, unflinching and unfiltered picture of Israel’s unspeakable atrocities"
Now on various VoD platforms:
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It’s Blue Shirt Day 2026.
There are 22,000+ political prisoners unlawfully detained in Myanmar suffering brutal conditions and torture in cramped cells.
We call for the immediate release of all political prisoners!
#blueshirt4politicalprisoners
#FreeAllPoliticalPrisoners
#blueshirtmovementmyanmar
A tweet that reads "TUCKER CARLSON: "I'II be tormented for a long time by the fact that I played a role in getting Donald Trump elected. And want to say that lm sorry for misleading people.'" This is a very humble and honest statement. Big respect to Tucker."
Fuck off, Tucker.
When asked this week why he doesn't turn up to the Clacton business board or do other constituency work, his spokesperson said this week 'he makes personal donations to local charities and writes a column for the local paper'. THAT'S NOT WHAT HE IS PAID TO BE AN MP FOR.
Rankin Bass Hobbit unexpected party scene
Me and my crew after we've been left behind by AI
Neon pixel art of an amazon in a sleeveless leather top and miniskirt with a Y2K-style visible midriff. She has a huge blond pony updo and a big sword.
Pixel character portrait of a woman with a mess of brown hair, big, upturned blue eyes, and pursed, pouty-looking lips.
ASCII art of a a brown-haired, blue-eyed woman stretched out while a bloody dagger hovers over her midriff. She looks displeased about this.
Pixel screenshot of a woman in tattered brown rags being held between two Centurian-style soldiers while a king on a throne condemns her.
my new zine, Shareware Made Me Trans, is now out!! ~6000 words (and lots of images) on the 90s games that shaped my gender identity, including windows 3.1 amazons, sapphic crpg romances, and my own teenage fetish games.
link in reply with excerpts and free community copies for trans readers
Hello I loved this anthology so much and I require more, please give this money or at least it boost it please for me.
I was like "Bold of you to assume I ever play online, let alone talk to anyone while I do it!"
Mid 90s CGI of Jay and Silent Bob prepare for an incoming game while one of the weird fuckin robots does a weed reference, as one does. This was made before Elon Musk ruined Twitter and Kevin Smith retweeted it at the time, which was so nice of him we resisted making a reference to that one other tweet he made. You know. The one with the brown.
Jay & Silent Bob ReBoot (2019)
i got a reply!!
a good apology, imo
have emailed back asking if it will be published in the national/on social media, and about the charity donation
got a reply back immediately saying she’s working with the team on how to resolve it all, and she’s aware there’s a lot of work to be done
Ryan Lambie's Lee Cronin's The Mummy
That last paragraph...
He’s going to crush an entire bunch of grapes.
Hi FilmCow, It looks like Ferrets didn’t follow Community Guidelines. We removed it from YouTube. What we found We think your content violated our hate speech policy. Content that denies or minimizes a well-documented, major violent event or the victimhood of such an event isn’t allowed on YouTube. We review educational, documentary, artistic, and scientific content on a case-by-case basis. Limited exceptions are made for content with sufficient and appropriate context. Read policy You can see an example around 00:00:58, although there could be other instances. How this impacts you We removed this content from YouTube.
After 18 years on YouTube, my cartoon "Ferrets" has been completely removed from the site for "minimizing a well-documented, major violent event." I appealed the decision, and the appeal was denied within 5 minutes.
Now my head is just a loop of 'Angry Starmer' to the tune of 'Crazy Horses' by the Osmonds
Every AI commercial gaslights you into thinking you're an idiot. Before you had access to AI you were too stupid to find your girlfriend's makeup, or boil an egg, or pick a shirt. Every commercial starts from the premise of "Hey, so you know how you're the dumbest fucking fuck to ever do it?"
Share a great movie cameo! 🎥
IMO... Martin Sheen in Hot Shots! Part Deux 🖤
Screenshot of a DuckDuckGo search for Invader Zim Roboparents Gone Wild message reads "No results found for Invader Zim Roboparents Gone Wild." It suggests I ask Duck.ai
Screenshot of a DuckDuckGo search for Invader Zim Roboparents First result is the Zim Wiki entry for Roboparents Second result is Invader ZIM - Roboparents Gone Wild, which is literally what I searched for in the other screenshot that gave me nothing
Nothing fucking works any more
Oooh, Invader Zim scripts up on @scripthive.bsky.social! Very curious to see how that sausage is made 😄
Lot of people immediately jumping to the conclusion that bluesky was attacked by elon musk, putin, Jinping, Israel or Iran rather than consider the possibility that Bluesky's devs are simply idiots who suck shit and have done this to themselves before
Brass snail
Brass snail mesuring tape
The best thing ive ever found in a garadge sale, a snail that is also a mesuring tape
As a writer, it’s not every day you have a feature film begin shooting…
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Things I've learned from crime dramas; if you have crucial information for an investigator, call them but refuse to give it over the phone. Arrange to meet them in some dodgy spot instead. You'll be dead when they get there but, hey, I don't make the rules