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Four games coming up in the next 11 days! It starts tonight at home vs Austin!

Then the Quakes head to the Arch at St Louis City.

Coming back home to host Minnesota United in the US Open Cup Round of 16.

Finally heading to the CN Tower where Toronto FC awaits!

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This is a going to be a fun next few weeks with games coming thick and fast!

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Nashville is the only team that makes sense to put above the San Jose Earthquakes on the prestigious barometer that is MLS Power Rankings.

Obviously, we’ll take wherever we are at because as long as the results continue, we are chilling!

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Post facto plot of win and goal probabilities based on xGs

Post facto plot of win and goal probabilities based on xGs

Post facto plot of win and goal probabilities based on PSxGs

Post facto plot of win and goal probabilities based on PSxGs

Breakdown of how points were earned/lost

Breakdown of how points were earned/lost

What could've happened when #LAFC played #Quakes74 ?

#LAFCvSJE ~ #MLS

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At what point do we have to start expecting to win games like these?

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4/19/2026 San Jose Earthquakes vs LAFC Post-Game Press Conference
4/19/2026 San Jose Earthquakes vs LAFC Post-Game Press Conference YouTube video by Tectonic Takes

Tonight’s post game presser is now live on our YouTube channel! Featuring Bruce Arena, Timo Werner and MOTM Ousseni Bouda!

#Quakes74 #MLS

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San Jose Earthquakes have to be careful these next 20 minutes

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Timo Werner announces himself! 2-0 in a flash!

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Ousseni Bouda is the first player to score past Hugo Lloris in MLS this season!

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Sergi Palencia just casually pushing Preston Judd’s face on the ground…

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Per Apple TV, Niko Tsakiris has more than double the touches of Son Heung-Min approaching halftime. #MLS #LAFCvSJ #VamosSJ

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Truly best on best. The players charging into a CONCACAF semifinal vs the core leading a resurgent Earthquakes team. This should be cinema!

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A soccer Sunday: come for the Merseyside Derby, stay for Earthquakes vs LAFC!

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Bluesky>Twitter reason 1062 the sheer amount of sexism Marie-Louise Eta received for her first game as Union Berlin men’s manager under the thin veil of “banter”.

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Blue graphic with white text: Save the Caps 
Vancouver
IS A FOOTBALL CITY.
Our club belongs here.
The Vancouver Whitecaps have called this city home since 1974. Fifty-two years of history. A MLS Cup Final. 54,000 fans in the stands. The fans have shown up, and now it's time for the city and province to do the same.

Blue graphic with white text: Save the Caps Vancouver IS A FOOTBALL CITY. Our club belongs here. The Vancouver Whitecaps have called this city home since 1974. Fifty-two years of history. A MLS Cup Final. 54,000 fans in the stands. The fans have shown up, and now it's time for the city and province to do the same.

Vancouver supporters have launched SaveTheCaps.com
⚽️🌊
#SaveTheCaps
@southsiders.ca @vancouversisters.bsky.social @raincitybrigade.bsky.social @vancouveralbion.bsky.social
#VWFC @whitecapsfc.com #MLS

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We stand with our blue buddies on the West Coast. #SaveTheCaps

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MLS’s obsession with wanting to relocate clubs with history and recent success will never not be strange to me. Let alone a club that means everything to a big portion of its residents. #SaveTheCaps

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Episode 166: Balanced Through Success (Ft. Erick Sarceno AKA ThatFootyDad)
Episode 166: Balanced Through Success (Ft. Erick Sarceno AKA ThatFootyDad) YouTube video by Tectonic Takes

In case you missed it, here’s this week’s episode where we recap the win at SKC and preview the match against LAFC! (Featuring ThatFootyDad!)

#Quakes74 #MLS

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After all of this winning, we face two of the Western Conference teams the San Jose Earthquakes have struggled winning against the most later this month: LAFC and Minnesota United. At least we got the San Diego monkey off our backs? That’s something!

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The biggest non San Jose Earthquakes lesson learned last night? One Knoxville>One Tree Hill

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San Jose Earthquakes handled that US Open Cup game as smoothly as one can with a red card.

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Happy game day! Optimism is a dangerous emotion but that describes the Quakes fans’ mood ahead of the US Open Cup against one of the USL Championship’s most dangerous foes: Phoenix Rising! #VamosSJ #MLS #USL #USOC

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Louisville upsets Austin! Putting MLS clubs on upset alert!

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Phoenix Rising has had plenty of memorable run ins with the Oakland Roots. Let’s see how they handle the Earthquakes tomorrow 🔥 #USOC

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Some asked the same thing about Tottenham before they hired Roberto De Zerbi. Best wishes to whoever signs that contract.

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Happy Birthday to Abram, the person at the heart of most, if not all, Tectonic Takes uploads over the last few seasons! He’s also the king of Quakes II knowledge giving you all the scoops on players coming through!

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4/11/26 San Jose Earthquakes at Sporting Kansas City Post-game Press Conference
4/11/26 San Jose Earthquakes at Sporting Kansas City Post-game Press Conference YouTube video by Tectonic Takes

Hear the postgame thoughts from the Quakes press conference! #MLS #VamosSJ #Quakes74

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The opening courses for Quakes game day!

Toronto vs Cincinnati

Austin vs LA Galaxy

First half of DC United vs New England

After that, San Diego vs Minnesota United is the night cap!

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Preston Judd Exclusive Interview
Preston Judd Exclusive Interview YouTube video by Tectonic Takes

Our exclusive interview with Preston Judd is now live on all platforms!

Poppy’s Promise is 93% of the way to reaching their goal. Let’s help push them over the line!!!

#Quakes74 #MLS

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