How you do your job everyday without your brain exploding is beyond me. Respect, and please mind your cardio. 🫡

A fully dressed man and woman with a man wearning nothing but pelt underwear (but is not Tarzan). There's also a smiling tiger. The two men seem to gaze at each other. Dressed guy has a cup in hand. Narration: "Later when the three friends have returned, Jerry drinks the life juice. Another adventure of Trojak the Tiger Man in the next issue of DARING COMICS."

Adrian’s right.

With the new Avengers movie requiring the viewing of the previous movie thanks to newly added footage to understand the new movie, I ain’t watching either of them. Gave up this shit with X-Men comics decades ago.

😏

Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em

Natasha Romanoff faces glass or a mirror - whatever it is her face reflected back to us as she says, "I'm not okay with that. I want answers. I'm sick of swimming in the ink. Sick of feeling like there's this avalanche about to crush me and I can't even see the mountain."

I savored this joke.

From the inside of a naval ship, a captain orders, “Start the gun up! Low pressure at first, with a steady acceleration!“ The man taking orders, replies, “Yes, sir!“

#ComicsOutOfContextAfterDark

An attractive brunette woman holding champagne says to someone, "...well, I'd like to try writing a BOOK--about ROMAN SIONIS...BLACK MASK...and I want it to have all the meediacy and impact of other such books.... You know--FATAL VISION, HELTER SKELTER, IN COLD BLOOD...."

Marvel's Nova is swimming to the upper right part of the  panel in the ocean. He thinks, "My recuperative ability is INCREDIBLE. It must have come with getting my steel-hard super-skin.

As a bearded man listens in the background an angry woman says, "I wouldn't have been caught OFF GUARD no matter WHAT happened...except that PRINCESS kept filling my head withTHOUGHTS about things other than PIRATING!" Narration: "Things such as being ATTRACTED to a man for the first time...a man like HAN SOLO."

With the red lights atop his police car spinning in the background, and officer is taking down a statement from a middle aged man.  "...and you say, Dr. Farr, that the perpetrator was NOT who he seemed to be? That's right! He LOOKED like THE SCARECROW,  but ACTUALLY, he was THE JOKER!"

Sky blue background. A grass mound growing and growing like a zit ready to pop. Narration: "This day, it seems, there are things other than grass and weeds--"

Narrow vertical panel of the Son of Satan hearing a scream and looking over his right shoulder. "EEYAAGHH!" "By the CRIMSON CHIMES...," he exclaims.

I don’t think there’s a lot of dignity to be found on either side of that split box. On one side you got blind faith and zealotry, the other too little integrity too late.

The Fantastic Four's the Thing is wide-eyed scared, shouting, "Geez LOU-EEZ woman! Don't you go SNEAKIN' up on folks like that, you'll give 'em a seizure!"

😧

[pedals his Peloton for dear life]

My favorite Queen song there.

Image of the Earth in the distance as seen from outer space. Off panel somebody says, “It’s too late now.”

#MondayMorning

Lol, nope.

A round brown object that looks like a giant milk dud is hurling at high-speed in outer space towards the USS Enterprise, which seems to be flying towards the milk dud. narration: “The cruising pace of the Enterprise is abruptly broken by a single command and…“ From inside the ship, someone shouts, “UNDER FULL ROCKET THRUST, CAPTAIN!“

#ComicsOutOfContextAfterDark

You worked hard for that great moment. 💜

Narration: “But when the FLASH’S, dazed and groggy QUARRY slams into the ground with a resounding THUD!…“ We see the back of the Flash’s spread legs as Dr. Alchemy falls on the grass. “Ohhh…my achin’ RUMP!” says Dr. Alchemy. The Flash replies, “What the BLAZES! I’ve been HAD!”

LOOK AT THIS BIRD! HE’S NOT ONLY A WALKING HARDWARE STORE, BUT HIS EYES POP OUT LIKE TELESCOPES!

I’m sorry to hear that.

1950's DC Comics PSA title: "The Policeman is Your Friend!"

Solid blue background, panel filled by the face of a beautiful blond hair, blue eyed woman. She's turned left to face us her side and she looks just beautiful as she slaps someone with the truth. "My, isn't THAT cheerful. You know Dave--sometimes I get the feeling you bring your own ANTS to PICNICS."

Solid red background. Morgan Edge stands head and shoulder, his neck tie hanging loosely from his collar. He thinks, "Ah, Lombard's RIGHT! I'm angry at EVERYONE today...even SUPERMAN...who saved all our skins...because I felt so HELPLESS LAST NIGHT! The world was being WASHED AWAY by ALIENS...and there wasn't a blamed thing millionaire MORGAN EDGE could do to stop it! What GOOD is owning your own COMMUNICATIONS EMPIRE--"