:sobbing: the taxation of trade routes is in dispute ::

what a babe

Doctor Who "Don't you think she looks tired?"

great speech sir

In Trump we've got the most transparent President in history in terms of saying what he's thinking and talking to journalists on the record.

And it's entirely useless because what's happening in his brain is a monkey playing cymbols.

Finally cleared to start PT 🎉

If I were a vast imperial power I would simply not become so hubristic about my military might that I become embroiled in a prolonged asymmetrical war with a weaker power who's fundamental willingness to stick it out means that they can bear not losing for longer than I can afford to not win.

If you see this post a concert photo you took

the thing about dooming really is that this is the same as any bad situation in your personal life. you can't go back to the person you were before it happened. you can try to be better than what you are now

Trump has potentially ended free maritime trade, a literally world-changing development that, if it lasts, may do more damage than anything else he has done so far

What a phenomenally, historically evil and incompetent failure

The Republican Party is a party of failure, defeat, and idiocy

It was a gag gift from a friend, I’ll have to ask her

Selfie of myself in bed with a visible brace and sling featuring the first (and last) mustache of my life

This is 30

Funny thing about American mass media is how woke content is broadly popular, routinely pays for itself, and sometimes goes blockbuster, whereas right-wing content is a narrow niche that rarely reaches breakeven, never goes blockbuster, and usually requires immense subsidies for it to exist at all.

when It finally Happens and there is a concentrated effort to run the Charlie Kirk playbook on steroids against anyone who takes glee in it we should just laugh and point to this post

In my infirmity, the cat has discovered the joys of toilet water. We’ve reached a compromise…

It works! I’d never double book us

And here I am thinking I’m living on the edge by using the notes app instead of a proper calendar

Screenshot from 1960s Japanese movie Ghidorah, the Three-Headed Monster. A serious-looking man in a suit is explaining his latest idea. Subtitle reads 'It may sound primitive and unscientific, but through the fairies, we could ask Mothra to help.'

The latest White House thinking on the Strait of Hormuz.

im just really fucking sick of spending my entire adult life lurching from one worldwide economic disaster to another all because people pretend republicans arent dumb as dog shit morons completely detached from reality

Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

Have made the executive decision that the Switch 2 (and pokopia) will be my reward for wrapping up grad school 2.0 this summer

Thank you! Just taking it one day at a time

The swelling is finally under control, one step closer to feeling human again

you, in another decade

When we talk about Baby Boomers not getting off the stage: In 1997, the US president was born in 1946.

In 2007, the US president was born in 1946.

In 2017, the US president was born in 1946.

And next year in 2027? The US president will have been born in 1946.

one of the very tiring things about politics from 2015 on is the two tiered system election system where there are real candidates who have to be perfect in every single way and anything in their record any statement can be used to disqualify them

and clown vibe candidates who are never accountable

We’ve compromised, he now sleeps on my foot because I’m using his favorite blanket

Gutting state capacity is bad

I actually think the behavior of the Republicans in the audience has been more noteworthy than Trump’s speech itself.

The braying, boorish jeers and yawps of a party fully given over to fascism.

The frustration of having 24/7 access to a cat and being unable to properly pet and cuddle him (not to mention the bombastic side eye whenever I shift in my sick bed)

#Pokemon30

Who’s your favorite…
…Starter?
…Pokémon?
…Eeveelution?
…Legendary?