“All because I took
Off my snow tires,” she thought,
As April April’d.

#weatherhaiku #wedonotlearn #wejustgripe

How ‘bout we all scream
“TWENTY-FIFTH AMENDMENT NOW!”
At 8 PM tonight?

#SundayHaiku #worthashot #HeAlwaysOutDoesHimself #Incompetent #Unfit #evergreenpost

Fifty-two full trips
Around the sun and still can’t
Fold a fitted sheet.

#breakfasthaiku
#embracingmyignorance #birthday

Hey. Good job, winter.
You really showed up this year.
You can go now, k?

#breakfasthaiku

Logging into Pea-
Cock on ev’ry device to
Tell MAGA “fuck off”.

#superbowlhaiku
#halftimeshow #probablyuseless #badbunny

Hey, Susan Collins -
Still concerned? Disappointed?
Distraught? (Fuck right off.)

cc: Lisa Murkowski and Thom Tillis
#breakfasthaiku #Pretti #Good #Liam #25thAmendment

Looks like Fargo -
Feels like Nineteen Eighty Four.
Tis the damn season.

#breakfasthaiku #polarvortex #25thamendmentnow

A superior haiku from my superior sister:

I wish he owned a
Map - like Dora I suppose?
Swiper! NO SWIPING!

#breakfasthaiku #thankyouheather #25thamendmentplease

Haikus don’t present
Themselves these days- hiding
In terror, perhaps?

#breakfasthaiku #whattheactualfuck #evergreenpost #denmarkisnotnorway #abolishICE #releasetheepsteinfiles #USAoutofgreenland

Renee Nicole Good.

Best holidays have
A PJs-to-workout-wear-
To PJs wardrobe.

#christmasfashion #cozyandlazy

Wow! The 13th Step from @nhpr.org on #LastWeekTonight! Sorry it was bc of the defunding of CPB, but happy to see that incredible work shouted out!

Sweeney Todd tech week:
Very nice people doing
A very dark show.

#theaterhaiku
#techweek

Keep thinking about
What Abby Bartlet would say
About the East Wing.

#breakfasthaiku
#WestWingTV
#FuckingBallroom
#FuckingTrump

Want to feel like the
“Sane”one? Run a marathon
Amongst Ultra folks!

#runninghaiku
#ultrapacer
#merely26miles
#stillveryveryhard
#100milers
#midstatemassive
#shesabeast

“Comically evil”
Is less funny in real life.
F*ck you, DJT.

#breakfasthaiku
#GOPshutdown
#autocracy

Auto shop, French IV,
Architectural drawing:
One day as a sub.

#substituteteacherhaiku
#breakfasthaiku

So nervous! Heading
To war-torn Portland Friday……
Wrong coast?! AND no war?!?

#breakfasthaiku
#moreDJTbullshit
#butactuallygoingtoPortlandMaine

Instinctive “FUCK YOU”
Uttered at spam email from
Toxic former job.

#breakfasthaiku
#youcanthurtmenow

If you want to feel
In demand, just agree to Sub for ALL the things.

#nevernotcalled
#substituteteacher #substitutecustodian #substitutefoodservice #weekendhaiku

There is no haiku
For what is happening now.
(Speechless on Free Speech.)

#breakfasthaiku #autocracybloomsinsilence

“We didn’t start the
Fire”… but we added kindle
And brought marshmallows.

#breakfasthaiku

“You reap what you sow.”
And this time, poetically.
(I won’t mourn evil).

#breakfasthaiku #itstheguns

Everything old is
School again. How did I get
Here again? (Life’s weird.)

#breakfasthaiku #substituteteacher #careershift
#underemployment

One of these days I
Will craft a haiku that’s not
About that asshat.

#nottoday #ThatFuckingGuy #breakfasthaiku #constitutionalcrisis

Another shooting.
“Well, ain’t that America?”
God, how I wish not.

#tragedyhaiku #fuckyourthoughtsandprayers

Ha! I intended to to say “a bit” but that typo is 👨‍🍳💋

You guys. I’m on vacation. Please fucking stop with the further dismantling of our nation so I relax a bitch, k?

It’s vacation time!
Sweaty, Red State amusements:
Florida in August.

#drivetoairporthaiku #familytrip #holdyournoseandhugthemouse #fuckyoudesantis

This is a campfire.
You should have one, too, I think.
It makes life better.

#bedtimehaiku #campinghaiku #capecod #TruroMA