#fridays

If you schedule a meeting with me for 4:30pm on a Friday knowing I have to say Yes, I'm going to assume your parents don't love you

@mekynism.com

I miss gratuitous sax in movies

Oh please post this in r/CozyGamers and include the Steam link when you do. I think you'll get a lot of love over there!

Text: Lyla Picture is of a gray & white tabby kitten snoozing with a VERY pink nose. The camera is right near her face so it almost looks 3D

I don't remember taking this picture and I don't have it anymore, but everytime I see Lyla's vet chart it makes me giggle 😙

#Catsky

An advertisement for the Pop! Yourself service, whereby you can make a funko pop of yourself. In this instance it is a man with a mustache and black glasses wearing a birthday hat and the funko pop has a goatee and is labeled b-day boy and looks evil

the dollar cost of turning yourself into a funko pop isn't very high but it's hard to measure in currency the toll it takes on your immortal soul to have it removed from your fleshy body and preserved for eternity in a plastic doll

nothing dries me up faster than seeing the words "extraction shooter"

cat loafed on fuzzy blankets atop a desk by the window. she is staring at me from behind the camera

Mom: *discussing my move* Well get rid of that one desk in your room now

Me: I can't

Mom: What? Why not?

My POV:

A small white cat behind a curtain with her paws sticking out

Good morning

#filmsky #moviesky

screenshot of camera roll "Today" There are two images. The first is a terrifying (hilarious) close up of Druski dressed as Erika kirk. The second is a close up photo of trump spitting while talking

Quite a day for the camera roll

me too lmao

synchronized napping

#Cat
#Caturday

i’ve always said the generally hellish experience of going through TSA would be improved by bringing in other federal agents with no understanding of airports who love to shoot people

Dune yo mom, and yo dad.

Dune time among us again.

god spoke to moses through a bush and i'm supposed to shave mine off?? i don't think so.

this took me out lol

Grey & white tabby cat snuggled in fuzzy blanket on me. I am playing Idle Cave Miner on my steam deck and watching the walking dead

Perfect Sunday

#Catsky

Someone's ? tumblr ? reply "I guess you could interpret it that way if you wanted something to be upset about"

this is how all cursed object horror movies begin

i love following up. i love checking in. circling back. any word. would love a status update. lmk. i do not have an anxiety disorder fyi

A man dressed in a fly costume on a stage. There is a sandwich? in the background. The event is called "Bug Ballet"

looking at what kind of events are going on in minneapolis this weekend

A child inside of a claw machine smiling

The GWB “sir, a second plane” meme

it's literally so cute lmao

would it be frowned upon to repurpose a tentacle bad dragon purely to use as room decor

the best job in canada is getting to guard cryo frozen jason voorhees at that research institute run by david cronenberg. nothings gonna happen with that dude for a couple hundred years it is a total jerkoff gig

HUH

why did no one ever tell me how sexy warhammer 40K is