Comic of the beetle from the cover of Massive Attack's "Mezzanine" meeting the crab from the cover of The Prodigy's "Fat of the Land".

Hi this joke is for me

It’s important to remember that these people, though dangerous, are also stupider than dirt

Ages ago I was one of three Americans in a Tokyo screening of Guardians of the Galaxy, and we were tickled by references that just shot over everybody else’s heads

Go Birds

Seattle might do alright too but yeah Philly going to ascend in the international eye if they pull it off

HALF MAN HALF SHARK

"Why can't Arsenal attack?"

It's really, really simple!

Screenshot from the NERV App of the April 20, 2026 earthquake off the coast of Japan, showing the epicenter off Aomori and high recordings throughout northeastern Japan

When I say “that was a pretty damn big shake” this is what I mean. 7.5 magnitude / 5+ in Japan terms. TV has gone to Tsunami Warning mode for that area.

Yeah NE Japan but we felt it in the big city. Real long shake.

Oh man this is a big shake

Sigh

If you tried to make Wemby on NBA 2k your credit card would report you for fraud. They ain’t gonna sell you that many points.

Yeah call this a scheduled loss, get tape on how they’re playing you, and try to snag game two instead.

Old man take: teams in the Playoffs should have to wear the proper home white/away colored jersey combos as a rule. Weird to see Portland wearing white on the road in a playoff game.

Coordinating the t-shirts by section will be borrowed by every team next year and I’m here for it

I switched GamePass over after the Magic-Pistons game ended, and saw them use Kendrick’s “tv off” for the pump up video. They’ve checkerboarded with fiesta colors.

It’s over before tip-off

Two beers will get the linguistics going

Yes it’s 10:15, but it’s well past 5 pm where your body thinks it is

That’s what, airfare, hotel rooms, per diem? Cheeaaapskaaaate

The Spurs doing a pre-game hype video using “tv off” gets a begrudging golf clap from me. Checkerboarding the arena with the fiesta colors too? Yeesh.

Blazers gonna lose by 20 and I can’t even be mad #ripcity

two images of the human body's circulatory system. One of them with good cable management

The human circulatory system, before and after proper cable management.

Gonna spend the next two years spamming every elected Dem about the concept of "damnatio memoriae." Chisel his name off every inscription. Build over the various Trump Towers like they're Nero's Golden House. Remove him from physical memory, not to forget but as a sign of disrespect to the man.

おかえり、the weather’s getting good

Good to know NJPW is still reasonable, went to three WKs pre-pandemic. 10,000 yen is big money but honestly a good deal compared with concerts much of the time.

(I can brag I was in the building for Bullet Club’s formal creation thanks to living in Kyushu back then…)

I’m astonished that a publicly traded company is saying this with its chest

They ran Vegas twice in a row, they shouldn’t be too shocked sales were weak.

I love the sign from AEW last week “These tickets cost less than nosebleeds at Mania” from somebody right on the rail for the PPV in Vancouver.

“Oh the hubris of a private compa— the FUCK you mean they’re on NASDAQ?!”

Feel like they’re ripe for some shareholder activism

The Hypercars get a decent show out of a lot of the Tilkedromes too

This is single handedly the funniest scene from any Star Trek

Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social holy shit. i was just watching the cavs-raptors game and the ball fell out of the bottom of the basket. it was with 4:04 left in the second quarter if you can get your hands on a replay. the guy shot the ball, it went through the hoop, and then it straight up fell out of the net and onto the floor 2:11 PM • Apr 18, 2026 Everybody can reply v 57 reposts 6 quotes 6 quotes 814 likes 4 saves

i'm deleting this post. since posting it i watched some more basketball and it turns out this is pretty much always what happens

Wonder who that’s a white label of, because I doubt Donki store brand is anything but