Happy Life Day! #starwarsholidayspecial

VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends

Instead of O Canada, I sang Go Canada. #BlueJays #WorldSeries

If you sang O Canada during game 1 of the World Series despite being American, we can be friends. #GoBlueJays #WorldSeries

I don't think the world can get any more depressing.

This may be an unpopular opinion, but ghosting is a more humane way to end a friendship.

This Amazon shuttle is smirking at me. #facesinthings

I highly recommend Louis Theroux: The Settlers documentary.

Watched Match Game 73 today and the bonus was "_____ hunt". I blurted out "Mike!"

I had the honor of interpreting for @sanders.senate.gov and @aoc.bsky.social in Tucson yesterday. #FightingOligarchy

Night of the Comet II, 40 years later, needs to be made. #cultfilm

Not a day goes by that I don't think about this image. #colonhealth

Free #starbucks, #krispykreme, @dutchbroscoffee.bsky.social, and #eegees. Thanks!

I'm so embarrassed to be American.

I'm so lucky to have had the last 12 days off work, at least 4 of them with pay.

It's been a successful week of work being cancelled and still getting paid. #aslinterpreterlife

RIP Jim Abrahams. One of my favorite movies of all time is Top Secret! Thank you for your work, Mr. Abrahams. #topsecret #airplane #nakedgun

Tell me you work in a truck yard at night without telling me you work in a truck yard overnight.

Happy Life Day! Let this be your annual reminder to watch the Star Wars Holiday Special!
#starwarsholidayspecial

when you spend 2 days preparing a succulent Chinese meal and then at the last minute realize you have no rice

Since I've already voted, I shouldn't have to see any more political ads.

Wanna know who I voted for? Nonya!

It's hard to be excited about fall sweater season when it's still 100⁰ outside. #desertlife

Pumpkin doesn't have to be in everything. Looking at you #Starbucks and #TraderJoe's.

Dear Amazon delivery driver, I'm so sorry that while you handed me my package you had to see me wearing a tank top with no bra this morning. But damn! By 10 am it was already 90⁰; what was I supposed to do? Send your therapy bill to me. You know where I live. #oldladyproblems

Movie Goofs: Coming to America (1988)
McDowell's employee Maurice (Louie Anderson) washes lettuce in the dishwasher's sinks, a health code violation.

Happy International Cat day! 😸😽😻 #catlady #catdaddy