Me at 20 in Europe: *Drinks four 13% ciders in the shower. Not drunk*
Me at 31 in US: *One shot of soju*
“I feel drunk and icky”
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I’ve been dealing with back spasms, and it’s no fun. I think I am getting close to being able to walk the dog again, but I ordered a no-pull harness just in case. I also signed up for some beginner’s Pilates classes, because I need to strengthen my core and my pelvic floor muscles. #oldladyproblems
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I love doing Russian twists and watching my eye floaters swim back and forth #OldLadyProblems
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Turned my heat on this morning....won't be pumping it up, just taking chill out of house and making sure it works.
Not looking forward to higher bills. But I hate being cold.
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It’s been a rough morning coughing. I woke myself up several times. I almost wet myself coughing, I was running as fast as I could. #oldladyproblems
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MFW I was supposed get nice new specs but ended up at hospital getting laser surgery for a partially detached retina 🥴 #mondays #oldladyproblems #framdammit
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Or the ones on my chin... #oldladyproblems
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* Hurt back by somehow sitting in a chair wrong
* Do exercises
* Back pain gets better but now I have sciatic pain
* Sit in recliner gaming for 10 hours straight
* Sciatic pain gets better but now sore from sitting too long
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I swear, the worst part of being sick at my age, besides being utterly and completely exhausted, is peeing your pants every time you cough or sneeze. Good thing I have incontinence pads for that. #OldLadyProblems
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This #Birds hashtag in my second post is just a thing I do now, I guess.
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OMG... I am totally dating myself but the very first name that came to mind - SUPERTRAMP!! Aaaahhhh, #oldladyproblems 🤣🤣🤣💙
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I lost my glasses. Wearing my old ones today. Realizing I see better with the old prescription.
Are my eyes…getting better?
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I’m old enough to remember when Costco brand TP was the same quality (softness) as Charmin Soft. #oldladyproblems
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I have don't youngsters at work who explain modern things to me me
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My bff sprained her bicep folding clothes yesterday. There goes her professional arm wrestling career 🤪 #oldladyproblems
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So I couldn't make outbound calls from my phone and was getting very frustrated, but it's because I had somehow bumped my "Do not disturb" button and was on the phone with Verizon doing diagnostics before my daughter texted and told me to check this... how's your day? #oldladyproblems
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Dear Amazon delivery driver, I'm so sorry that while you handed me my package you had to see me wearing a tank top with no bra this morning. But damn! By 10 am it was already 90⁰; what was I supposed to do? Send your therapy bill to me. You know where I live. #oldladyproblems
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All this rain is making my knees hurt. Lol #oldladyproblems
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Also, I'm a good 15-25 years older than most of the kids I'd see playing the game. #OldLadyProblems
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Phew... Super low weights. Testing out my knee/hip very carefully... #oldladyproblems
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Phew... Super low weights. Testing out my knee/hip very carefully... #oldladyproblems
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Still have to mop the deck but a) don't wanna and b) bit concerned about my back #oldladyproblems
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Still have to mop the deck but a) don't wanna and b) bit concerned about my back #oldladyproblems
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First waking thought: going to see Chris Wood tonight! Then, which glasses should I wear so I can see the stage? #oldladyproblems
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