an image of Angron, daemon prince of Khorne, with the caption "Blood for the blood god" - The lust for slaughter cannot be slaked - Promethium prices rise 200%

CHOGORIS - Secretary of Blood Angron has begun a second week of attacks upon Chogoris in the Ultima Segmentum. The remote planet, once home to the defunct White Scars Astartes legion, is adjacent to a Warp route that controls 70% of the promethium in the galaxy. Promethium prices are up over 200%.

"Kinetic warfighters must slay, rend and tear with AI tools in service to the Blood God Khorne," said Angron in an uncharacteristically lucid press conference. "My World Eaters will slaughter all before them and add a million more skulls and corpses to Khorne's great throne. No further questions."

A breaking news graphic depicting Mechanicum forces. Headline: "Dark Mechanicum To Be Purged" "Deemed Supply Chain Risk by Sec Angron: Must leave terra immediately"

IMPERIAL PALACE, TERRA: A subclade of the Dark Mechanicum has been slated for expurgation by Secretary of Blood Angron. Deemed a "supply chain risk" for refusing to install Abominable Intelligence servitors on weapons platforms, the subclade will be liquidated by the XII Legion World Eaters shortly.

"I know there's some very nasty primarchs out there, like Sleepy Rogal Dorn, in their so-called Imperium Secundus trying to gather together resistance to our brave troops, but they aren't going to get anywhere, not with Khorne, Nurgle, Slaanesh and Tzeentch on our side, blessed be their names."

A breaking news graphic depicting Horus Lupercal, the warmaster of the galaxy in the Horus Heresy era of Warhammer 40k, and the caption "STATE OF THE IMPERIUM ADDRESS"

TERRA: President Lupercal delivered his report to the few remaining Senatorum Imperialis tonight. "Since I slew the False Emperor a year ago, Terra is back, stronger and richer than ever. The Warp is smooth all the way to the Eye of Awesome. Chaos is Undivided and will rule for 10,000 years."

A Breaking News graphic depicting Slaanesh Daemon Prince Fulgrim, a reptilian creature of great beauty and terror. The headline reads: "Primarchs in Fulgrim Files: President Lupercal Denies Associations Despite Copious Evidence"

TERRA - More Inquisitorial files have been released on Daemon Prince Fulgrim, some from many years prior to the overthrow of the False Emperor. Many Primarchs and high ranking Terran nobles were visitors to Fulgrim's daemonic pleasure world of Callax, where they engaged in unspeakable deeds.

From an unnamed planet deep within Imperium Secundus, former Primarchs Rogal Dorn and Roboute Guilliman responded with "This is another distraction. We should instead focus on kitchen table issues that the Imperial public is concerned about, such as the price of corpse starch."

A breaking news graphic. Horus Lupercal, the Warmaster of the Horus Heresy, with the headline: "Legionaries given new orders / Space Marines to focus on slaughtering humanity : xenos deprioritized"

ULLANOR: Addressing the Primarchs of the Space Marine Legions, President Lupercal and Secretary of Blood For The Blood God Angron pledged "10,000 Years of Slaughter" for the New Imperium. "We will kill, maim, and torment forever, in the name of Khorne. Also, there will be new grooming standards."

A breaking news graphic depicting Nurgle from the "Realm of Chaos" artwork. Headline: "All medications forbidden" - "We cast our fate unto the love and care of grandfather nurgle" - HHS

INNER PALACE, TERRA, 025.M31: In a press conference today, Mortarion, Daemon Prince and Secretary of Health & Human Services for President Lupercal, announced medication of any kind, for any disease, is hereby forbidden. "We now dwell with joy in Nurgle's lush Garden of Pestilence," he croaked.

The announcement comes on the heels of the Department of Defense being renamed to the Department of Blood for the Blood God and Skulls For His Throne, at the request of Secretary Angron, Daemon Prince of Khorne.

s breaking news graphic. The image depicts a Genestealer Cult leader and the headline reads "Horus denies genestealer cult" and "PRESIDENT CLAIMS MEMBERSHIP AND DOCUMENTS TO BE "AN IMPERIUM HOAX"

INNER PALACE, TERRA: President Horus Lupercal has denied any involvement in the Genestealer Cults that existed in the galaxy for many years prior to his rule. "It's fake news," he said from his new Chaos Club in the Inner Palace. "Also, I was undercover, infiltrating the cults for the Inquisitors."

The plague marines of Nurgle, deployed to terran cities in a breaking news graphic

TERRA: President Lupercal has ordered Secretary of Health and Human Services Mortarion (Daemon Prince of Nurgle) to deploy his Death Guard Legion to conduct immigration and security duties in all Terran cities. The plague marines are also tasked with destruction of vaccines and medical equipment.

Rest in peace, Mr. Shunsaku Tamiya! Thank you for everything! 🐐

#tamiya #modelkit #shunsakutamiya #modelcar #modelplane #modelship #miniature #tribute #restinpeace #thankyou #goat #king #tamiyamini4wd #scalemodel #hobby

RIP to the GOAT. all of us modelers have used Tamiya products at some point or another

its only when something really just reminds me way too much of the 30k/40k universe that i am compelled to do a post. but sometimes its too painful. to all friends in america and around the world suffering under this disaster: please survive <3

even though i could, I dont usually post President Lupercal jokes about most events like the current big ugly bill or ICE raids or the other awful things going on because making them satirical might look like minimizing or excusing them. suffice to say the news makes me furious on a daily basis.

I love alternative painting styles like cel shading

a breaking news graphic with the headline HORUS DELCARES CEASEFIRE and "Orks and tyranids continue fighting in outer rim systems - waugh continues" and a large picture of an Ork

INNER PALACE, TERRA: President Horus Lupercal, via noosphere, declared a ceasefire in the Ork/Tyranid conflict that has been raging for centuries in the outer spiral arm systems, having sent World Eaters divisions to the area last week. The Ork Waaagh! and Tyranid hive fleet ignored the declaration.

Concept sketch for the cover of Warhammer 40,000 Rouge Trader

The final cover for Warhammer 40,000 Rogue Trader showing space marines fighting

EXCLUSIVE! working with Original Oldhammer Artwork & thanks to Alex Read photos’ from his own impressive collection, peek into some of the process undertaken to create the iconic cover of Warhammer 40,000 Rogue Trader! exploringwarhammer.substack.com/p/exclusive-... #warhammer40k #warhammer

The ruined streets of Terra's imperial palace zones were further damaged by the waves of Land Raiders, Leviathan Dreadnoughts, Warlord Titans, and Sicarian and Kratos battle tanks, to sparse attendance from surviving Terrans perhaps weary of many years of battle and chaos.

some miniatures on a tabletop. a line of tanks. breaking news headline: Horus' Birthday Disappoints

TERRA: The much-anticipated birthday parade of President Horus Lupercal, intended to display the terrifying might of the New Imperium, was marred by blood-rains and low attendance, with the Chaos Legions of Death Guard, Emperor's Children, Thousand Sons, and World Eaters fighting amongst themselves.

Several other prominent Loyalists, including Vulkan of the Salamanders and Jenetia Krole of the Silent Sisterhood, expressed reservations about the idea of working with the Dark Mechanicum, and that Kelbor-Hal's loyalties would remain forever in doubt, regardless of his feelings towards Horus.

a breaking news graphic. A bearded, haggard ROgal Dorn is above a headline saying "ALLIANCE WITH KELBOR-HAL?" and "Surviving imperium loyalists make overtures to estranged dark mechanicum"

IMPERIUM SECUNDUS: Rogal Dorn, Primarch of the Imperial Fists and leader of the remaining Loyalist forces, seeks to "work with" estranged Dark Mechanicum arch-magos Kelbor-Hal to oppose President Horus Lupercal. "If we can pull him to our side," said Dorn, "he can help us in the M31.026 midterms."

A breaking news graphic with Kelbor-Hal of Mars, and Horus Lupercal and a red slash between them. Headline: "Kelbor-Hal Splits from Horus": "such ingratitude" - Dark Mechanicum Returns to Mars, Criticizes Lupercal

INNER PALACE, TERRA: Kelbor-Hal, Arch-Magos of the Dark Mechanicum and once-close associate of the Lupercal administration, is planning a return to Mars and a public departure from a role in government. The status of the Adeptus Canis that has devastated wide swathes of the Administorum is unclear.

A fully painted old Eldar miniature.

#hobbystreak day 93

Finished that early RT Eldar.

Thought a minty helmet would pop nicely against the purple.

i just see a pint of berries, what's weird about this

Also the decals work in both applications

the cover of Heroes for Wargames by Stewart Parkinson, a book about miniature painting published in 1986. It depicts an armored figure on a red background, looking very dark fantasy in an 80s heavy metal album cover way.

First generation, pre-Rogue Trader era space marines, with beak helmets and the studded shoulder pads still found on 40k marines today.

the contents of the Heroes for Wargames book, with some early Warhammer Fantasy Battle artwork by John Blanche depicting dwarfs.

some Orcs and other goblins in the Heroes for Wargames book, including some orks with a Margaret Thatcher banner (lol)

many, MANY years ago this book taught me how to paint: Heroes for Wargames by Stewart Parkinson. plenty of awesome vintage John Blanche artwork and Jes Goodwin designs, including early space marines and Skaven. @jordansorcery.bsky.social or others into Oldhammer might want to track down a copy.

a breaking news graphic depicting an Imperial Guard commissar and the headline "CANADIA STANDS" and "first 100 days of Lupercal admin marred by scandal, chaos daemons"

SEGMENTUM OBSCURUS: Canadia, a fortress world of the former Imperium located near the (recently-renamed) Eye of Awesome, has held back the Chaos daemons that have engulfed the Human galaxy following the victory of President Horus Lupercal over the False Emperor of Terra a few months ago.

Lysander: