A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are cuddled up together, with Green deep in thought and Blue sound asleep. Green, thinking: I want to kiss your neck and nibble your ears and touch your butt and fluff your tail, and... I want to touch you everywhere at the same time. My body is inefficient. As Green speaks out nonchalantly, Blue opens one eye, deeply baffled by what he hears. Green: You make me wish I had tentacles.

I laughed

Child: I know your name. Mamdani.

Obama: What’s his first name?

Child: Mayor.

A striped cat appears to be “yelling” at a kitten with the exact same coloring. The kitten’s eyes are wide open and their ears pinned back.

you just know somebody’s being called by their full name right now

Despite it being a silly thing, it's a vicious description of American healthcare. Good job

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue is sitting by himself, reading a book, as he hears a strange rumbling sound. Blue looks up from his book, looking confused. Blue, thinking: What kind of a person rearranges furniture this late at night? The noise repeats, and Blue turns his head to look towards the direction it came fron. Blue, still in thought: There it was again. Investigating the source of the sound, Blue finds Green sleeping on the floor. The noise he heard was Green snoring. Blue, thinking: Oh.

a screenshot of a video game called super mario Alt: a screenshot of a video game called super mario showing a scene where Mario dies

For some reason the Super Mario Bros. death sound is playing in my head.

Wet towel in space: NASA astronaut demonstrates how surface tension forms a perfect water sphere in microgravity at the ISS

Hold on, let her cook. Wanna see where this is going.

A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue watches as Green finishes setting up his work station. Green: I've got my notes, coffee, laptop, all I'm going to need. Green sits down in front of his laptop, looking at his work with determination. Green: And now I shall sit down right here and not move before all my work is done. Green watches as Blue begins to wiggle. Blue: And I shall distract you with an enticing dance. Green: Why? Blue: Why not?

This one's educational!

"What's the point of a salad if..." The vegetables. Stop trying to police me, society.

In progress honeycomb stitch knitting project

This many rows and only two wrong cables. Not bad! #knitting #fiberarts

Same problem. Watched a five minute video where one of the characters had huge boobs for like five seconds. Now YouTube is shoving them in my face.

...OK, not exactly the same, but same in spirit.

Sounds like they should learn from Australia! (Specifically what not to do.)

And on top of that the length of the oval plate which is used when someone orders 2 waffles as opposed to the circular one.

"Hey beautiful, can I buy you a burrito?" sounds like a next level pickup line.

I've done this before. Used enchilada sauce, taco meat, and lasagna noodles. Use oaxaca cheese (if you can but mozzarella works fine if not) mixed with cheese you'd use for quesadillas.

Good luck and good eating!

My girlfriend just asked, "Why are you making pancakes for the dog?"

"Because he can't cook."

🐢💨

I read that last panel as
"I have to destroy something"
"Not my cute ass!"

Worf from Star Trek in the Holodeck saying "Computer, deactivate safety protocols." Computer responds "Program is a tutorial for Texas Hold 'Em. Calm down, edgelord." Worf responds "...force of habit."

I don't have any questions.

Biopsy results: NOT CANCER

A black and white drawing of Ragatha from the Amazing Digital Circus wielding an oversized kitchen knife like a sword, striking a pose and saying "BAN-KAI!!" as anime lighting effects burst out all over the screen

I had a silly idea and then I had to draw it #tadc #theamazingdigitalcircus

I...

I have...

I have a question

Reskeet if you're a broom.

A beef Wellington is just a corn dog from a different socioeconomic background

This is one of those where it's funny at first and then it sucker punches you.