Anything east of Calthorpe or west of Dead Man's Flats YOU HEAR ME, SIBBALD?? I SAID WHAT I SAID.

It's costing me a lot to gas up my Ultra-Hemi-Super-Gingantor Pickup truck for the solo commute to work, and it's definitely not the fault of Big Oil for opportunistically jacking the price.

The white smoke shows she picked a new pope

This is the future the Left wants.
Just you riding around happy and full of dopamine and not paying money to burn dead dinosaurs and turn the sky orange.

PSHAW I SAY

Listen, Bessie has a horn and locals enjoy tipping her over, but that's where her similarity to a cow ends.

She's the best truck money can buy, and she burns good ol' GASOLINE* like Jesus' truck did!

*also oil and I'm pretty sure the white smoke means she's burning coolant too

Listen, that may be true, but the truth has a noted left-wing bias

Why gas prices are getting so high I can barely afford to idle Ol' Bessie in front of the liquor store for 45 minutes

Why is Mark Carney doing this to us?!

#AbPoli

2) why no public hearings? Well public feedback is like lingerie: It's nice to have and people like to see it, but it's ultimately in the way.

Any other questions? Well no one asked you, so neener-neener

#AbPoli

Great questions:

1) what are we trying to fix? Those d*rned cities. We know that the majority of Albertans live in rural areas and the #AbLeg needs to reflect that

Alberta wants to set aside commission report, strike MLA committee to look at 91-seat legislature | CBC News Alberta's UCP government wants to take another run at redrawing provincial riding boundaries, proposing to strike a new committee of MLAs to consider increase the number of seats in the house by four.

Ol' Vic will be glad to serve on this committee! Ridings will be arranged very simply: One per range road.
#AbPoli

www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

The good people of Battle River - Crowfoot will come together to console their representative, who, even if he resigns as #CPC leader, will humbly serve them as he has always wanted to do. #CanPoli

Big Danielle is googling "Fun Things To Do Near Stornoway House" and "Does Ottawa have Auditor Generals".

Gotta love watching someone explore their dreams.

#AbPoli #CanPoli

THIS POPE IS NOTORIOUSLY SOFT ON NUCLEAR WEAPONS.
JULIUS II WOULD TOTALLY HAVE HAD A NUCLEAR WEAPON. -OUTRAGE-O-TRON AI #popeleo

With the price of gas where it is, it would be cruel to require all provincial government employees to drive individual personal vehicles to the office 5 days a week.

So that starts tomorrow

Vroom Vroom!

#AbPoli

6) Unplanned teen pregnancy
7) Food Bank usage
8) Measles, Polio, Diphtheria

3) Urinating in the street
4)shooting wildlife within city limits
5) Illiteracy

What are the new Human Rights that you can count on the #UCP to protect?

1) On-street parking
2) Bros before Watchdogs
...

What else?
#AbPoli

Great question.
The minority religious instruction protections in the Constitution mean that we would never infringe on those.
I mean, what precedent would that set?
Soon we'd be attacking the right to stri- can I start over?
#AbLeg

Anything your racist uncle wouldn't question is a fact, we can all agree.

Anything else is political.

#AbEd

Standing in front of crowds and explaining things... ARE YOU SUGGESTING WE TEACH?! LIKE (ew) TEACHERS?!?!
#AbPoli

Well Audrey, we don't want the schools takin' any ideological positions. and also we want them singing the national anthem AND smiling all the time AND thinking about oil and gas. But not be ideological #AbPoli

A thing can be utterly false, and still _feel_ true, Doug. And ain't feeling better than knowing? It's easier, that's for h*ck's sure.
#AbPoli

Service Alberta Minister Dale Nally breached election law, investigation finds An investigation has found Service Alberta Minister Dale Nally violated an election law in his official response to a recall petition targeting him, but he was spared any penalty.

I am proud to see Minister of Red Tape Reduction, Dale Nally, being so efficient in his ability to breach election laws by publicly accessing voter information to discredit someone who dared speak out against him.

Read: www.ctvnews.ca/edmonton/art...
#abpoli #ableg #UCPCorruption

There is no routine; there is only exceptional powers: Wee Devin is every city's urban planning department now

Any friction is illegitimate, including things like the Constitution and any criticism of our policies.

Ol' Markham says that "Grievance becomes governance. Exceptional powers become routine. Institutional friction is reframed as illegitimacy"

And the reverse is also true.

There is no governance without grievance. We literally have no idea what to do if we're not performatively mad at someone.

I mean, really, we're the heroes here, because we are setting up Albertans to learn the value of guardrails and regulatory oversight.
And hoooo boy that lesson is gonna be something!
#abPoli

Authoritarian Libertarianism is headlining Buttapalooza 2026. #WestButteLife #AbPoli

@WestButteStar: Alberta premier distances herself from Alberta premier. #AbPoli

Ol' Vic was gonna record a video from the front seat of Bessie, but I can't find my sunglasses! Can't record a video without sunglasses, why that'd be unAlbertan!!
#AbPoli

Listen, no one could have foreseen that, Troy
#AbPoli