Authoritarian Libertarianism is headlining Buttapalooza 2026. #WestButteLife #AbPoli
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No, but that's only because of ol' Vic gets recalled I'll be around town a lot more
And no one wants that.
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BREAKING: Study at West Butte Polytechnic (Go Fighting Nuttalls!) confirms that Alberta Separatists are literally the stupidest people on the planet
#AbLeg
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New from @WestButteStar: reporters race to write hot takes on losing door to door mail delivery.
They're posting to be first past the post to post post-Post posts!
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@WestButteStar reports that TOM CRUISE: CRUISE IMPOSSIBLE is the best Tom Cruise ever Cruised. 5 Cruises out of 5 #WestButteLife
This week in the Lifestyle section of the @WestButteStar:
🌞☺️ How the Spring sunshine renews us and by shining into our house reminds us that we live in filth oh my god do you ever dust and what is on your windows gross ☺️🌞
#Spring #Subshine #Horror #WestButteLife
Breaking News: Before Wicked:For Good will be approved for Alberta theaters, the story must be amended so that The Wizard is the good guy.
We won't stand for this anti-mediocrity propaganda!!
#AbLeg #WestButteLife
Maple MAGA will be performing at The Duck on Friday night, it's expected to sell out, get tickets early! #WestButteLife