REPORT: Tom Dundon doesn’t think the Blazers should have more than 5 players on the roster, citing: “only five guys can be on the court at a time and I’m not paying anyone to sit around.”
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Here's the thing about the Blazers win tomight
Jrue played like shit (until the last 6 minutes)
Jerami made 1 (ONE) FG
Toumani was a dud on offense
Deni also sucked
And we still won.
Blazers in 6
Blazers friends going to the Moda center on Friday: imma need y’all to start a “Fuck Tom Dundon” chant at some point
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Blazers players: WHAT A WIN, BOYS. LET'S GO HOME. Tom Dundon:
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My timeline is flooded with jokes about the new Blazers owner being an unrepentant cheapskate, and I’m here for all of it.
I previously argued that it was in the best interest of the Blazers to miss the playoffs so that they could keep their pick.
I now think Scoot getting these playoff reps is likely more important.
Between an awesome Blazers win and the Tom Dundon being a unrepentant cheapass jokes, I do believe that maybe, just maybe, we've entered a fun new era of Portland hoops.
Man, what a win for the Blazers. Tom Dundon's going to be waiting at the airport to greet them. Primarily to make sure they all choose the "Wait and Save" option on their Ubers, but still: it'll be nice!
hearing reports that the blazers new owner is inquiring about selling this game 2 win to the spurs
Blazers win, which has to upset their new owner on account of it locks in one extra flight and two days of per diem
These Dundon jokes are funny. I’m just glad they don’t make a U-Haul big enough to move the Blazers to North Carolina.
Blazers ownership will now allow each team member two (2) extra munchkins* tomorrow
*powdered only, and all future donut orders may be canceled in the event the munchkin limit is not respected
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SCOOT HENDERSON MASTERCLASS 🍿 The Blazers head to Portland with the series tied 🔥
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can’t believe the blazers are going to gentlemen’s sweep this series
Tom Dundon treats the Blazers with a pizza party for their 1st playoff win.
Spurs blew a 14-point fourth quarter lead against the Blazers, tied for their largest blown lead in the fourth quarter of a playoff game over the last 30 seasons.
It's Portland's 2nd-largest 4th quarter playoff comeback.
the insane amount of serotonin i got hearing roundball rock after a blazers playoff win 😮💨
Unbelievable finish. Blazers win. Series tied 1-1.
Jrue Holiday is one of the very best players in the last 20 years of the NBA in the final 30 seconds of one-possession games. Every Celtics and Bucks fan knows this intimately, and I'm happy for all the Blazers fans who just learned it
Just picked up a copy of Blazers' travel itinerary back to Portland. Should be there in plenty of time for Friday night's Game 3.
Designing a jersey for every Blazers win.
Playoff record: 1-1
#RipCity
Sterling Scoot Henderson ladies and gentlemen !!!!!!!!! #RipCity #Blazers #NBAPLAYOFFS
You know it's a big win when my mom texts me from Indiana to say "The Blazers Won !!!!!!" at 11:00 pm her time.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME! Thank you Blazers!! 😤🥳