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Tuesday

TUESDAY 7.00 Emmerdale 7.30 Nature Watch 8.00 The Bill 8.30 The Comedians 9.00 Firm Friends 10.00 News At Ten 10.40 Royal Family At War

Tuesday

BBC2 clock

Closedown

Red Button option

The Civil Service to Starmer tonight

Dioch… oh, you mean Mrs. Trellis

Dear Points of View…

How many times do they have to be told? BBC Four is no place for sport!

PantoSplaining - Grotbags' Funk #retro #podcast #comedy #showbiz #pantomime #panto YouTube video by PantoSplaining - the Panto Poster Podcast

You're doing nothing else tonight and there's nothing on telly, why not kick back and relax with the latest @pantosplaining.bsky.social? You'll laugh, you'll learn, you'll love.

Full episode is at youtu.be/KCh88tSovgU

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The Civil Service to Starmer tonight

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.

Please stand by for more.

Tom Good is also up there

Apologies

Well, it was The Jazz Detective, which is all about odd timings

Terrible historical bigamist, Gary Sparrow with his two wives for a publicity shot.

Nicholas Lyndhurst, who played history’s greatest monster in Goodnight Sweetheart, turns 65 today

MONDAY 7.30 Coronation Street 8.00 Take Your Pick 8.30 World In Action 9.00 The Jazz Detective 10.00 News At Ten 10.40 The Jazz Detective

Monday

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Closedown

So @lastexittonowhere.bsky.social have made the best t shirt in the world. www.lastexittonowhere.com/catalogue/el...

On the toilet eating a Big Mac. I hope.

This is wonderful.

You know that feeling where you had too many cigarettes the day before and you can still taste the cigs in your mouth? Well, that, but doughnuts.

She’s a pro! 😲

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Sunday

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SUNDAY: 7.15 Bruce Forsyth's Play your Cards Right 7.45 Live from the Palladium 8.45 ITN News 9.00 The Charmer 10.00 The New Statesman 10.30 The South Bank Show

Sunday

Closedown

Packets of all four flavours of Nik Naks, together in a shop

This might not translate globally, but for UK people, this is like seeing the Beatles reform

What smell has yellow got?

Seems like a good day to share this again, by pop music's @thecubanboys.bsky.social

youtu.be/g1A-aGf-31w?...

Endorsed by Dave Haslam and Tony's son Oli.