Facebook Marketplace listing horrific Sooty and Sweep costumes, £30 each. Very much the “Shaggy this isn’t weed” of cosplay.
SWEEP BABY JEBUS #facebooknews
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Facebook Marketplace: Beautiful Chester jaws no longer needed. Has got a split on the top as I've shown in the picture but does not affect the use pick up in hawkinge. Image shows Chester jaws …errr… Chest of Drawers.
CHESTER JAWS #FacebookNews
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Comment on a story about Easter eggs. Peter says: For the size of the eggs now a days udd need 7 each. Am assuming he means “you’d”.
“Udd” #facebooknews
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Melvin has posted that tired old meme of two Spitfires over the White Cliffs of Dover with the caption THE CLOCKS GO BACK THIS WEEKEND, I'M SETTING MINE TO 1940 WHEN THIS COUNTRY HAD SOME BOLLOCKS! Below, Barbara types “They go forward…” Barbara is wise. Melvin is a twit.
Meanwhile on Facebook, Melvin’s having a bit of a mare. #FacebookNews
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Facebook marketplace listing for “pompous grass, £35”.
It does look a bit above itself #FacebookNews
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The Dorset Bible • Follow Dorset Bible 3h • Be careful if your walking in Puddletown Forest near Dorchester. Theres a man tied to a tree in just his pants shouting "Daddy needs help". #dorset #help #fblifestyle .•.
“God forbid a man has a hobby” #FacebookNews
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Weymouth & Portland: News and Views ••• Derek Hi can anybody help me please I asked for a clairvoyant in or around this area for a reading, was giving a name Vicky ive tried to message her but can't seem to get hold of her it anyone could help I would be most appreciated many thanks Derek. Vicky I've messaged you derek I'm not receiving your messages for some reason.
Vicky’s not receiving #FacebookNews
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Facebook post: A Roy of the Rovers keyring, not worth much financially but of huge central mental value.
Central mental value #facebooknews
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Christ. Friend on FB has just posted 78 photos of her Valentine's Day (so far). #FacebookNews
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Facebook nostalgia group post: Fried bread Yes or No? Picture correctly shows a slice of fried bread.
Yes. Yes it is fried bread. Well done. #FacebookNews
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Facebook post on a Colchester local page: Has anyone else had there attempt or broken into on shrub as there on there go again.
Colchester. Where it is all kicking off. I think. #facebooknews
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Poole Community Group • Looking for someone who's knows a small, short tempered man who drives a 24 plate blue Astra. Possibly does landscaping.
Online dating’s getting very specific these days. #facebooknews
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Facebook Messenger’s desktop app is no more
techcrunch.com/2025/12/15/f...
#meta #facebook #facebookmessenger #messenger #metanews #facebooknews #messengerdesktop #desktopapp #tech #technews #messengerrip #facebookrip #pcapps
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Facebook Messenger’s desktop app is no more
techcrunch.com/2025/12/15/facebook-mess...
#meta #facebook #facebookmessenger #messenger #metanews #facebooknews #messengerdesktop #desktopapp #tech #technews #messengerrip #facebookrip #pcapps
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What about are human rights we are being invaded by peaple from all directions if the influx can be managed properly fairly yeh great but at the moment there is nuthing for are own and we should come first. End of prat how would he know sat on his high platform totally unaffected
OK mate #FacebookNews
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move in free hose concil newark vrey good now hole pot car road trip. shoe pugddle brok where shoe free get ?
Nope #FacebookNews
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Some far right thicko on facecloth posting a video of fellow far right thickos with the caption “Who streets ....Are Streets”
They walk among us #FacebookNews
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An advert for a sweatshirt with the word WIFEY on the front. One for the famalam.
Terrible TERRIBLE things are happening on Facebook #FacebookNews
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Teesside Live headline: “Middlesbrough's food waste collections to start after neighbours”
Afternoon or evening showing? #FacebookNews
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Anonymised screenshot of a Facebook post of an old class"mate" from my school This lil nitt of a yok the neck of him. Shud be trun in the liffey if he wants a wash with his mates rats I'd love to bi*ch slap this fool.. Smiley emoji Crying laughing swaying emoji Crying laughing emoji
Anonymised Facebook post extract from an old school classmate Use to hate this cunt 4 been a rat, but they were fucking his bird, taken his money, 4 given him the name, dude was no gangster he worked in a Mc Donald's or sum fast food place but ever since it came out they weren't his crew it was just all a front to get xinine sum street cred, ever since he ratted them out with I personally think should b never done under any circumstances but he said if sumone fucks ur bird are they ur homie ur man no goes on if sumone robs from u are they ur homie ur man no when sumone cums to kill u are they ur homie ur man no then he say OK, did I tell on my homies ur man goes nó i personally wouldint of just way I grew up but 4 him grew up normal had little job then straight into that course he's going tell he's not about that life and now he's the realist thing out there now he can t can talk his shit see lieing if u don't do it sets u free youtube.com When 6ix9ine Admitted Cardi B Was A Blood
#FacebookNews
Nothing like wondering what old school bullies and opiate enthusiasts are up to now #Nostalgia
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Temu advert on Facebook. Featured is what is described as “1pc Realistic Bear Costume” that looks so unrealistic only Stevie Wonder would believe it
The word “realistic” doing some extremely heavy lifting there #FacebookNews
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Facebook post: Anybody pub open kicked close Mrs today today out pub maybe out please today today pube.
Stolen off of the other place and your guess is as good as mine #FacebookNews
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