Jousting. Blue line to blue line

Amazon confirmed my read today!

Mosaic depicting a wolf with what appears to be a large grin on its face. Two children (Romulus and Remus) stand underneath the wolf.

Happy birthday Rome! According to Roman tradition, Romulus founded the city #OnThisDay in 753 BC.

Here's a mosaic of Romulus's early years being raised by a wolf (who had a great smile) #BeforeTheyWereFamous

📷 @followinghadrian.bsky.social / CC BY-SA 2.0

🏺 #Archaeology

John mcclane with butterfly bandage

Quick Topic: WOUND CARE

We almost NEVER place a “butterfly” bandage on wounds

If it’s tiny, put a bandaid on it

If it’s deep but not gaping/under stress, use skin glue

If it IS gaping/under stress, it needs stitches

The “tough guy” tape trope is idiotic

#writing #filmsky #scriptsky #filmsky

Remember that patient you saw?…

Hah, nice

Laurels for Santa Barbara International Screenplay Awards

Another set of Laurels

Almost done w some pretty good revisions before I submit to a second round. Thanks for all the support, Bsky friends!

#scriptsky

Today is the 251st anniversary of Paul Revere's midnight ride to warn the Minutemen of approaching British troops.

I want to take a moment to share an excerpt from the Declaration of Independence's grievances against King George III.

Remind you of anyone?

Itchy plant

Sexy water caressing a rock wall complete with mood lighting

Yay, hikes!

Yay, waterfalls!

Yay, forest of poison oak!

US passport

As dysfunctional as the US Government is, I just renewed my passport online and legit got it in the mail 10 days later.

10 DAYS!

Cause: infection

One of these nights, I’ll sleep through the day

So pretty!

So kind!

Please reach out if you need medical help coming up with anything as devastating and well-portrayed as the loss of Joyce in season 5

Good luck!

Hurray!

Life goal for any creatives listening: if Buffy or the Scooby Gang ever need to see a doctor, I would LOVE to be canonized as the doc that takes care of them.

Reach out if I can help

And shepherds we shall be

Winner

Last night, one of the local hospice facilities lost power and their generators didn’t work.

Every patient on oxygen had to come to the ER.

Alas, not everyone made it to the ER.

#medsky

It just wanted to regress and be a caterpillar hair clip again

a white cadillac is parked in a driveway with a california license plate that says df-290 ALT: a white cadillac is parked in a driveway with a california license plate that says df-290

QUICK SHOT:

Back in the Before Times of EMS, public ambulance services didn’t exist and the only vehicle capable of transporting horizontal patients was a funeral hearse.

… no conflict of interest there

#writing #scriptsky #filmsky #EMS #medsky

Pre-ordered!

…but there better not be a back alley surgical procedure to remove a ticking alarm clock from someone’s stomach or I swear to God, Leah…

Let’s not forget the Executive Branch is also incredibly welcome to resign…

The California Medical Association JUST released a video endorsing him for governor about 24hrs earlier

Oops

Only if there’s also a bomb threat with a bright red ticking clock

Isn’t it common to confuse them in patients with situs inversus who simultaneously have splenonegaly from mono that require an emergent splenectomy in an unlit basement during a nuclear apocalypse?

Happens all the time…

a group of women are doing exercises with a dog laying on its back ALT: a group of women are doing exercises with a dog laying on its back

Fact: your heart will only beat so many times before it stops

Bonus Fact: like a video game, cardio uses up those heartbeats, but then it gives you super extra bonus heartbeats once you beat the level

They make your sober more expensive

My goal is to be a triangle man on a pair of toothpick legs

Post a picture of you as a doctor

Sucks, friend

Is it cathartic to share trauma?

[warning]

On Sunday, took my kids to a patio dinner with friends. A family came in with their dog off leash. Later, it bolted out the courtyard door to the sound of screeching rubber and a thump

Ran outside to help. Fortunately the kids didnt see it