I went with Gewürztraminer, lol 🥂

Is there a word in German that specifically captures the feeling you get when you're just fucking done reviewing your own self-submitted performance review and you click submit because you aint got time to just read it five more times and wonder if you could have done better?

PLAY BAT BLASTERS @ SPOOKYMANIA.COM! Blast bats (and sometimes ghosts) in this quick mirco-game!

PLAY BAT BLASTERS! FREE! DESKTOP OR MOBILE!

Blast bats (and ghosts) out of the sky in this mirco-game inspired by the classic Duck Hunt! #Free to play! No downloads/installs!

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Artemis is home. #Artemis

A long thread of tire puns turns into Star Trek, with tire puns.

Everything is Star Trek

"I dont care do you?"

Remember those conspiracies about the moon landing that get shut down because they require 1000s of people to keep secrets for 60 years?

WE HAVE ACTUAL EVIDENCE OF A FUCKING BILLIONAIRE LED GLOBAL PEDO RING ⛽️💡ING NATIONS & EVERYONE IN GOOD MENTAL HEALTH WHO MENTIONS THE TRUTH IS SUDDENLY SUICIDED.

Ha. "If the United States saw what the United States was doing to the United States, the United States would Invade the United States to liberate the United States from the United States."

Anecdotal knowledge is essentially playing a game of broken telephone with your ancestors. Good for conversation. Bad for policy

Only clear, repeatable, demonstrable practices with predictable outcomes are reliable for law crafting

The scientific methodology is the greatest invention of Humankind

Worst Star Trek Quote for a job interview?

Hey thanks! I'm more of a product guy, but Ibwork with devs all the time.

I just got some terrible news and am scared I'm going to be out ofbwork soon.

Vibes welcomed, if you have any to spare.

The Book of Cochrane

In the days when the earth was broken, and the nations were as ashes beneath the hand of war, there arose a man among them, whose name was Zefram.

Alt right hacks intentionally don't know what they're talking about.

It's the latest plausibile deniability.

My version of the hot dog bun to hot dog ratio problem is having chips left over after finishing salsa, so I make more chips, but then I run out of salsa, so I make more salsa, but then I

The name "Cochrane" is said to mean "red" (or "skilled" if from a Welsh origin). Zefram - tho clearly fictional - is a pormanteau of Ephraim and Zephyr. Together, they mean a skilled and fruitful west-wind.

What a name to ride a ship called Phoenix (which also means "red" in old Greek).

Haapy #FirstContactDay

37 years to go.

And the voice went forth to all peoples, saying, Come, and ascend; the heavens are opened unto you.

And many did answer the call, and they were lifted up, and went forth among the stars.

And thus it was said among them, in those days and ever after: All are risen who choose to rise.

And in the years that followed, the wounds of the world were made whole; war was no more, nor the shadow of disease, nor the yoke of poverty.

And the earth was renewed, and all who dwelt upon it were given a choice.

And they spoke not as conquerors, nor as judges, but as bearers of peace, and their coming was as the dawn after a long night.

And the hearts of the people were changed, and the ways of violence were set aside, for a greater path was revealed unto them.

And there was awe among them, for they knew not what would follow, nor what hand had guided this turning.

And lo, upon his return, the heavens were opened, and those who dwelt beyond the stars came down unto the earth.

And the fire of his engine was as a star reborn, and in an instant he was carried beyond the bounds of the earth, even unto the heavens.

And the people who remained looked upon this wonder, and their voices were lifted as one, saying, He is risen; he is risen indeed.

And Zefram beheld the ruin of the world, and was moved, and from the devices of war did he craft a vessel of peace.

And it came to pass, on the fifth day of the fourth month, in the year two thousand and sixty-three, that he ascended.

And the works of men were bent toward destruction, and their engines were fashioned for wrath; yet from these very things was a new purpose kindled.

The Book of Cochrane

In the days when the earth was broken, and the nations were as ashes beneath the hand of war, there arose a man among them, whose name was Zefram.

People are always going house hunting but they never refer to the house itself as prey.

Curious.

People are always going house hunting but they never refer to the house itself as prey.

Curious.

Who would have thought the best bromance of 2020 would be between a rock and his pet human?

#ProjectHailMary

My Romance?

Chemical

Houston, we have a "not my problem" problem.