i think i want to be a decommissioned lighthouse when i grow up

'SWIMS' upside down is still 'SWIMS.'

This is kind of my Roman Empire.

The amount of recipes and processes in cooking where I ask “how the hell did they stumble upon this?” is too high.

The pioneers of cooking and eating were truly some brave souls!

The oldest known image of Keith Richards, published around 1140 AD ...

Tom Cruise movies are so unrealistic. You never see him struggling to reach something on a high shelf.

the main cultural divide in america is between people who appreciate old-school simpsons episodes and people who have never comprehended them

I know this is a joke, but

This one was actually fine but this should be Bluesky’s motto

For some reason I can never remember what I did on April 20th.

Every year it’s like a black out.

Strange.

Always find it astounding how far people go to get coffee.

Like damn.

Coffee is a hell of a drug.

Dawn of the Dead was released on this day in 1978 ten years after Night of the Living Dead. George Romero will always be the father of zombie movies.

#Filmsky #Moviesky #Horrorsky #April

welcome to Bluesky where you too can be overrated

I love how everyone is acting like Zohran Mamdani talking in Mario Kart metaphors is somehow unbelievable. He's 34... you know bro has a ride or die favorite Pokemon type and is up to his eyeballs in debt to Timmy and Tommy.

A functioning gargoyle with modern rainwater goods added

A grotesque face

if it has (or had) a water spout, it’s a gargoyle, if it doesn’t, it’s a grotesque. thank you for coming to my tedtalk, see you all next month when I give it again

I can tell you've never manually grinded a pokemon to level 100

Look if my regular keeps giving me a $10 tip because he thinks I’m a struggling college student…

Who am I to correct him that I’m actually a struggling 30 something adult?

I love when historians realize that other countries can have differing narratives for things.

"You unlock this door with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another dimension. A dimension of sound. A dimension of sight. A dimension of mind. You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. You've just crossed over into... The Twilight Zone."

My life sometimes! 😶‍🌫️

Ring 1998 リング
Directed by Hideo Nakata
#filmsky #japan #jhorror #horror 📽️

WHERE’S THE EXIT!?

Your $1 tip does not but an hour therapy session with me…

I’m gonna need $2 for that.

yeah breakups hurt, but have you ever experienced the tragedy of being dogshit at a video game character that you really like

Three panel comic. Panel 1: scene from the movie Aliens; Ripley is in a mech suit and delivers her iconic line: “get away from her, you bitch!” Panel 2: the xenomorph queen lunges at Ripley in the robotic suit and they engage in a fight. Panel 3: later, the xenomorph queen is standing in the shower, mid wash. She says, “‘it takes one to know one, honey.’ That’s what I should have said.”

i do not want to make content. i want to make music and i want to write. i do not want to make content

I want to be a cicada so people will be like, “well, yeah, he’s supposed to scream like that.”

Drop me off at one of those Adult Swim live streams.

The one where the water is flowing and the beats are bumping.

Definitely on to something here.

“nothing gold can stay” i quietly whisper as i throw away the empty donut box

Just beyond that lie down is also second breakfast.

One could say that’s really when the day starts.

Arby's. The meat's not locked in here with us, were locked in here with the meats. help.