I've been independently sailing in and out of the strait of Hormuz with no incident for several weeks now. Sorry to hear that others have been struggling with this.

If I were a Pokemon I’d be a normal type because I am unaffected by ghosts and am weak to fighting

This is the first website built entirely on the purity of the user's soul. I'm having no trouble accessing it. If you are then you must look within

Nobody does this

When the legendary isn’t shiny

Is the 15 part of the 20? Or is it separately 15 and 20?

Current Mighty Rating:
1. Gun
2. Pen
3. Sword
4. Knife
5. Shuriken
6. Bo Staff
7. Nun chucks
8. Karate
9. Fist
10. Internet

I’m enjoying champions because I’m seeing moderate success using only fun ghost Pokemon which is exactly my speed. When they introduce all the meta relevant Pokémon I feel like my time on it is going to drop way off.

Also, like, there is zero chance Israel honors any ceasefire

Israel is gonna immediately violate the ceasefire aren’t they

Well, it appears Trump may have received the light of Islam & unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. He’ll soon look down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah!

The Mets are the best baby!

Nevermind. The Mets are the best and will never lose again!

Hi new Mets fan here. Just now getting into baseball and I’m allll about the Mets. Quick question: does it always hurt like this?

I want to believe

TRUMP: I BELIEVE IT'S GOING TO HAPPEN

The State of the Union? No, I’m going to play some Star Trek Online

Litwick and Gourgiest are smiling and posing while Greavard just barks like a maniac

I asked them to smile for #Pokemon30 but Greavard just wants lunch

Greavard and Litwick running around my office

Causing a ruckus for #Pokemon30

"I didn't say I wanted to. I said I will" got damn

Is stunning someone “non-violent”? If someone magically paralyzed me and prevented me from using my body I’d consider that fairly violent?

Wait… is hitting someone with magic that causes them to lose control of their body and freeze up into a paralyzed state considered “non-violent”?

I’ve just made an account there if anyone is over there

Sure. Among other things.

I’m also glad he isn’t alive

How many people do you think they have??? This is surrendering before the fight. They are surging in MN right now and you better believe the people of Minneapolis are going to turn out to vote. They can’t stop shit. You’re seeing it! They are doing their best and it doesn’t work!