Due to the new law regulated by children in new fandom, it comes with great sadness that I am no longer allowed to be in said fandom spaces unless I wish to be called a predator for being to old now.
RIP all my fanfiction I guess
#thisisajoke #it'smybirthdayandI'moldasfucknow
Like do I have a snow blower? Yes. Is it currently not able to be used? Also yes.
25 inches? 25 FUCKING INCHES AND NO SNOW BLOWER??? IT HAS BEEN LIKE A GOOD 50 DEGRESS THE LAST 3 WEEKS
Stupid fucking groundhog bullshit I fucking hate your furry little ass
Dabi: Welcome home, shorty
Izuku: ...
Izuku: I'm not even that short! I'm the same height as Keigo. He just hovers constantly!
Himiko: ...
Dabi: ...
Keigo: *Hovers silently behind him* ...
Dabi: Sure, whatever you say freckles
Izuku: I'm kicking you all out
#NaV #headcanon
SHE ALSO ALWAYS LOOKS SO UNCOMFORTABLE WHILE TALKING TOO
My yearly watch of my favorite Anime Milwaukee news segment came, and I have once again fallen from laughter.
I watch this damned news report every fucking year and hearing the comparison to dogs and "A random blue husky" kills me every single time
Just found out my ironing board has mold on it
Making cosplay is fun. So not expensive
How much is too much when describing how wet All Might's blood is as it coats Shouta's knuckles before it gets too gross?
#NaV #fanfictionupdate #Sorta
One moment it was bible camp and really diving deep into spreading the word of god in a Miraculous Ladybug fanfic, to being very happy that they got married in the opening authors note.
I'm happy for them, but what the fuck??
And by "Bible Quotes" I really mean many long paragraphs "of Devotion" that I have to scroll by.
Listen... I'm re-reading a whole fic because it updated for the first time in years, right?
I do NOT remember when the author went to Bible Camp and started to add loooong bible quotes at the end of the chapter that had nothing to do with the fic at all (Which they acknowledged themselves)
Can't wait for a Stardew mod that takes away Clint's chance of getting married.
I have like 70 tabs open and now every single one of those fics, including oneshots, scroll up when not on the webpage constantly.
Why does my internet app hate me so much?
Me: *Takes a break from writing and making cosplay by going to a tab on AO3 to continue reading a story*
AO3: *Scrolled up to the top of the fic 100,000 words in since I use entire read and not chapter by chapter*
Me: God... God fucking dammit
I have successfully made it out of the country for a family vacation (which has never happened before) without blowing up
c:
First plane was a success! Still got one more to go
Going on a plane so I'm sorry if I die and that you will never get an ending for any of my fics c:
Just got a comment on Null and Void that told me how my entire fic has loads of spelling errors... dude. It's fanfiction... and you somehow got to chapter 39 despite them.
Sometimes these comments hit me like a truck on a bad day and slows my writing bug down into nothing
This man has THREE guys pining after him in one way or another and I'm losing my fucking mind
LIKE WHAT??? AND THEY AREN'T GOING TO DATE?
Top Star Sent by God is so fucking gay my dude and for no fucking reason since it isn't classified as a BL
This is gonna come out of nowhere, and has nothing to do with my writing, but I have been reading the gayest manhwa that isn't BL ever and I feel as if I'm being tricked
*Dances around exploding trees like a ballerina*
Give me that -40 wind chill right in the chest, buddy. Better than a big old ice covered branch stabbing me through the gullet
Can't wait for exploding trees to knock me the fuck out as an ao3 curse since I've been too consistent at writing a new chapter apparently
#fanfictionupdate #butnotreally
Me: *Hoping the Bookmark Update on AO3 would be adding a Completed/Uncompleted filter button*
AO3: Nah
Me: *Pushes dream further down into my subconscious for another day*
#ao3
You genuinely sound like my mom despite me being a full grown adult who makes horrible decisions despite my immunocompromised body, that I failed to think about, and it's honestly frustratingly funny
Fiiiine. Guess I'll take an uber home
