Sorry Loca papa can’t buy cat food this month I spent all my money applying for comedy festivals you get canned tuna or nothing #thisisajoke #ihavecatfood
Patiently explaining the tenets of bhuddisim to my baby because she's obsessed with attachment #thisisajoke
If I haven’t unsubscribed from substack newsletters (& read them) am i still a bad person? #thisisajoke
A screenshot of no sleep for kaname date downloading on my Nintendo switch 2
So no one was gonna tell me this games been out for 6months 🤨🤔 fake friends 🥲🤣 #thisisajoke
I don't understand why so many people are losing it due to RAM prices when you can just download more RAM for free.
#ram #pc #memory #thisisajoke
Haven't showered since last year #thisisajoke
Aight, square up. It's Boxing Day
#dontstartfights #thisisajoke #violenceisbignono
The movie Elf is an exception. That movie came out while I was growing up and is not a good watch.
Source: I have never watched it, therefore how can it possibly be good?
#nostalgia #movies #thisIsAJoke
if I was a Christian, I'd say he's still alive because Satan refuses to take him
not even Lucifer wants to spend eternity with him
meanwhile, God's fucked off to another planet to chill with weed-smoking aliens
#thisisajoke #religion #biblestudy #trump
OMG!!! She is like me fr!!
Using my favorite pokemon!!!
#thisisajoke
#obviously
#jokepost
#pokemon
#pkmn
#justmefoolingaround
I wish someone would pay me to draw some yucky disgusting porn.. >3<
Too much of doing my own thinking, not enough being told what to do, sigghhhh
♡
#art #bored #thisisajoke #butalso #imbroke #queerartist #nsfw #nsfwart #artist #commissionsareopen #opencommissions
I think I might just slather ketchup all over my turkey, throw it in the oven, and be done with it.
#Thanksgiving
#ThisIsAJoke
Aerosmith wrote Pink... but I want to know what others have to say about their chosen favorite color. I want a lovesong for blue, green, vermillion...etc
#randomthoughts #aerosmith #thisisajoke #mostly
This Black Friday all A.N.I.M. products are the cheapest they've ever been! #ttrpg #indiettrpg #funny #thisisajoke
anim-ttrpg.itch.io
Interest check 📻🪑
A #RadioRoller NSFW Zine titled “They See Me Rollin’”
Pop off in the comments if interested!
🤣🤣🤣
#alastor #officechair #chairkun #hellonwheels #hazbinhotel #thisisajoke #unless
Books that are over 800 pages long should come with a free PDF copy when you buy the physical copy, because they are way too heavy and big to be lugging around every day!!!!!
#thisisajoke #butseriously
me playing persona 3 reload after only having played persona 5:
why did they make persona 5 twice, are they dumb?
#ThisIsaJoke
Terrible announcement for the search terms for train lovers 😔
#coalmachine #iguess #thisisajoke
Sir Pentious earned an extra hour in the ball pit 🎊
#hazbinhotelseason2 #hazbinhotel #sirpentious #thisisajoke #notaspoiler #ballpit
Interns at #aws doing the most impactful work.
#thisisajoke
Damn, Plex got woke.
#thisisajoke
if i ever write a book, I'm gonna anonymously inform several MAGA outlets about its Satanic influences and they'll all buy the book in droves to burn them
follow me for more unethical life hacks
#unethicallifehacks #thisisajoke #satire #dontburnbooks
when ppl say "walk of shame" is that when you're walking to the recycle bin on your apartment's floor with an awkwardly huge sized bottle of 100-proof new Amsterdam? no?
#ThisisaJoke
When the Dissociation be Dissociating too long I sometimes think to myself- "Hang On, I Have Other Disorders. Why Should I Be Subjected To Only One? Today I Feel ASPD No More Dissociation, Only Impulsivity"
#thisisajoke #anythingtogetoutofdissociation
Dear Tobiathus foxicus
Thank you for Spamton.
Please put the Tenna back. /j
Thank you
Yours tryely,
-the number 2 spingtong fan
#thisisajoke
#pleasedonttakethisseriously 💀