It’s that time of night when the puppets come out #cnnnye

For NYE, I’m gonna eat 12 grapes under the table and hope for the best

I love the positive reinforcement that Duolingo’s character Lily gives you during a lesson. When you get something wrong, she just walks off the screen. 😂

If I wake up and it’s chilly and rainy, don’t try changing to better weather halfway through the day. I’m already in the mood for a dreary October day and whatever I do or don’t do is a reflection of that.

I think there’s worse things I could do in my life than always believing without hesitation than any video with cute animals doing amazing things is actually real and not 100% AI.

Jane Goodall with monarch butterfly scarf

“It actually doesn’t take much to be considered a difficult woman. That’s why there are so many of us.”
― Jane Goodall

💙 RIP to a real one. My childhood hero

Animal facts: Cats always land on their feet. Horses sleep standing up. People are the worst

Sometimes I wonder if the rhythm will ever get me

What would I do without the Citizen app 😂

Happy Mother’s Day! 💐 (and important info🍷)

Think I have enough liquids for this never-ending train ride

It’s disappointing when you hear someone talking in a baby voice but it ends up they’re talking to a baby and not a dog.

Katy Perry traveled to space faster than it takes to drive from Boston to Boston.

a man is carrying a suitcase through a living room in a house . ALT: a man is carrying a suitcase through a living room in a house .

45 min from Orient Heights to Gov’t Ctr. #blueline #mbta

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a brown dog is sitting next to a white table and holding onto a shoe . ALT: a brown dog is sitting next to a white table and holding onto a shoe .

When you’re in CVS looking for fake nails that will fit your weirdly big thumbs and come across some but they end up being for toes.

They’re tariffing the Australian Penguins! #auspol #Australia #Politics

My weekly 401k contributions.

I didn’t know one TikTok comment could make me the soulmate of five different bootleg versions of Pedro Pascal, but here we are.

Thank you to whoever made this