I've got pancake fever Mari! 😂

Do this one trillion times and you'll get to level 55 in no time

Not people The trick is to catch and cook shrimp forever

There's a new hack going around If you catch shrimp in the shrimp pond and cook that shrimp and then throw that cooked shrimp away then you can get like 250 EXP every 4 minutes Thats enough to get you to level 55 in only two months. Give it a try.

is anypony else interested in "Leveling Up"? 👀

*petting my oomfie*

thank youfor viewing my posts *pets you*

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Dinosaurs are back and they're here to have sex with you

#DinosaurMayhem

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i do the thing manga characters do where they make an epiphany about their abilities and find new ways to use them to make them stronger but im doing that like every 15 minutes forever The me right now is indistinguishable from the me a few months ago and im only getting better

Well my job may be hard sometimes but its certainly not as hard as dying in war or being crushed by 10,000 boulders or being skinned alive. So who am i to complain about it. If anything I have it easy.

that one weekend of sleep was the most wonderful thing ive ever had its a shame i have to say goodbye to her so soon

professor just asked if we can submit our physics paper in 2 weeks #Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh #Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh #Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Oh? Oh God?

All of my skin is peeling off.

Is it possible to gain complete conscious control of every unconscious action in the human body? Well this girl is just about to find out.

there are so many individual actions and unconscious behaviors my body makes without me knowing their reason. why am i able to swallow food. why do i get tired when walking up the stairs. i should learn more about these.

Boys go to college to get more knowledge.

Girls go to iHop to get more pancakes.

#pancakes #pancakememes

my oomfs dont like how i get gender euphoria from calling myself a "chopped foid".

i do believe i fulfill the legal requirements for being called a "femcel".

every week i independently rediscover that getting 9+ hours of sleep gives me the skyrim Well Rested +15% stat boost but in real life and makes me a hundred times more productive for longer and then the memory of this leaves me as the productivity makes me sleep less so i can work more.

a better idea would be to have the spaceship be constantly accelerating forever to induce gravity that way. i think that would work and be better than a silly circle. @danii.fi confir= m

why dont astronauts tie big weights to their feet so it makes them go down to the floor? @danii.fi confirm

brave creative author adds yet another circular spaceship to space story

gravity is a particle so why is it implausible to have a container filled with gravitons and have that emit onto you downwards to make you go down to the floor. i think that sounds real and normal. you can put the gravicontainer onto a wristband and then make you go down. @danii.fi confirm

if you're a glasses girl, i want you to know you're the most amazing girl in the world