I think I went my whole life without getting flu, and then in the last six months I've gotten it twice. Presumably A/B respectively but jesus lmao

I've been doing my nyan nyan curls 💪😼

"plap" is such a good onomatopeoia and you're even less able to resist it when it's coming from that cock literally jackhammering in and out of your ear.

Hugo Man Hugo Boss cologne - a fragrance for men 2021 Hugo Man by Hugo Boss is a Woody Aromatic fragrance for men. Hugo Man was launched in 2021. Top note is Green Apple; middle note is Lavender; base notes are Pine, Woody Notes and Balsam Fir. ...

I am easily pleased and like a lot of colognes but I like the Boss cologne + Old Spice deodorants tbh I'm sorry I'm Dude at heart i guess.

www.fragrantica.com/perfume/Hugo...

It got worse as a crying, naked man licked yoghurt off Alex's shoe while calling him daddy

A cum rag is just a wankerchief huh

The consistent BDSM undercurrent only grows thru the Taskmaster seasons. What do you mean I just watched Alex write lines on his own body 50x while a Stern Woman supervised. This ENM slay

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ive always had a soft spot for Glalie and idk why. it's like, Bad. but. he's also just like, a guy :3

Googling: <pHoetography Lessons Near Me>
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Thirst trapping hard

Omegle.... Dummy your lore is insane

I wanna session and do files and brainfuck myself and beat 20 games or watch 40 movies or read or write or anything and instead im in stupid BED raaaaaaaaaaaa

The most annoying part of this (not really, but it's AN annoying part) is i cant trance under these conditions lmao

Lrp... That level of drool is sooo 🥴🥴🥴🫠

My new DJ set is available now. The perfect soundtrack for F*king, F*sting and other naughty behaviours 😈
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By jove, again

apollo justice: ace attorney is a 2026 period piece

brainhorny is alive and well though, even as physical arousal is AWOL. im charging up for a big return when im better

Fever is BACK i hate it here im much too young beautiful and effervescent for this

Making up a guy who continually confuses Naughty Dog (the video game developer) and Nasty Pig (the company that sells underwear and tank tops to gay men)

Why the fuck did X Wouldn't Say Boo To A Goose become a phrase denoting someone's cowardice. Have you MET a goose? They're cunts. I wouldn't say Boo to one either. I'd just recite the wording on the restraining order I took out on them.

Ate so fucking much tonight 🫃

I forgot how cunt Kugisaki is... The bob is an accurate advertisement of her aura

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Toy from @swisoktoys.bsky.social

I miss drawing him

The first JJK opening is so good... A good OP does so much for a vibe

Fair fucks to it though, I literally trained 2 boxes of Pokemon because I just liked running around beating fools up in the Battle Zones. Got to use p 70% of the Megas, at least a little. I would boot and go "UGH go back to Hotel Z again... what if I didnt" and just run around for 2 hrs instead lol

#jockoutmedia2026
Game #11: Pokémon Legends Z-A ✅
*Good, not great* is the overwhelming feeling. So much of it is JUST good Enough to be good, but would all have benefited from more... something. Not about graphical fidelity tbh, just Ambition. I enjoy how much they committed as an XY sequel though.