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Happy Earth Day.

there's a band name in here

lmao there's not enough seats for them all in detention

bad and naughty hockey players go in the pear wiggler

Christ Crowned with Thorns, 1500 #earlyrenaissance #sandrobotticelli

Mosaic depicting a wolf with what appears to be a large grin on its face. Two children (Romulus and Remus) stand underneath the wolf.

Happy birthday Rome! According to Roman tradition, Romulus founded the city #OnThisDay in 753 BC.

Here's a mosaic of Romulus's early years being raised by a wolf (who had a great smile) #BeforeTheyWereFamous

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🏺 #Archaeology

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The issue with many "cozy" games is they're so vibes-focused, they lose sight of the CONTENT of the media they're emulating. Yes, "The Wind in the Willows" involves sitting around drinking tea, but it also includes such heartwarming episodes as "Mr. Toad steals a car" and "Rat and Mole meet God".

Man Finally Good Enough At New Hobby To Understand How Bad He Is At It

Man Finally Good Enough At New Hobby To Understand How Bad He Is At It theonion.com/man-finally-good-enough-...

here it is if u need an excuse to not come into work:

they even have an ep in a nursing home (top tier ep btw) where the old ladies watching true crime are called The Fletchers. clear reference to "Murder She Wrote" but ppl keep saying "modern Columbo!" like Angela Lansbury never did nothing for us.

"the Columbo of our times" I haven't seen Columbo since it was on the air and I was like seven so I can't verify but people and friends die everywhere she goes so I'm saying Jessica Fletcher.

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I love Poker Face on Peacock so much I'm rewatching the pilot. the pilot could be a movie tbh, if you watch anything just watch the pilot. I love Charlie Cale, the Jessica Fletcher of our times.

goddamn irish catholics

*Darth Vader running his helmet thru the dishwasher*

a man in a hat and bandana is standing in a field with the words `` i hate this game '' written above him . ALT: a man in a hat and bandana is standing in a field with the words `` i hate this game '' written above him .

I am from a pretty quiet family so naturally I'm with someone from a loud, confrontational, argumentative family.

trying to watch a 2hr movie with my bf and his dad is us taking five hours today. and always.

Marie's manner of speaking has affected mine deeply, it's so iconic.

the lost art of galoshes

I’m not proud of it but if Forrest Gump started talking to me on a bench I’d have left

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my thesis for my spanish translation major (it had to be on translation theory, not any one language) was on biblical translation and it really started to fall apart for me then. I think that's why I picked it, unintentionally.

I have a full-time job unlike the loudest tumblrinas, I work with kids who say "lol you're older than my mom" give me a break

some understimulated brat on tumblr: "umm why are you around minors?"

I leave my house, bitch.

I noticed the kids aren't saying "six seven" anymore so now is the perfect time for me, a 40-year-old, to start saying it whenever a minor is around.

I'm sorry I lol'd here

just said "hemerosexual"

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly

Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

kitty 💕💕