Enjoy the Sunday caption contest, give away lots of ❤️s, repost to encourage more competitors, include #GirlsOwnCC

"So Gerald, to be clear, you see nothing wrong in keeping the broccoli floret from my plate in your pocket because you thought I forget to eat it at the restaurant?"
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So Solid Crew has brought out a range of cordless garden tools, but the battery life is shocking. I mean, 21 seconds to mow?

Ted.

Drop your crime fighting Catholics

Come on @keithbrymerjones.bsky.social , give this man permission to do so...

Rob Brydon would be a good fit.

...because that wouldn't look at all suspicious if your husband found out.

The place has never recovered from the closure of the dockyards, which is ironic, as the dockyards seem to suck in the new investment.

Signed: The Soup Dragon.

He has noticed, but he's willing to not notice because he loves you.

Someone burgled my home once. They took the DVD player. This disc was still in the machine.

No. 5 : Lara's Theme from the film Dr Zhivago. Composed by Maurice Jarre, from the Nobel Prize winning novel by Boris Pasternak. You know, for kids.

Melania Trump wants these photos and emails to be scrubbed from the Internet. Please stop liking and sharing them. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Call the Ire brigade!

I knew Texas had issues in the past from an unstable grid infrastructure, I'm guessing that's been fixed?

It would be interesting to know if the US grid would be able to support those speeds. Looks at Texas.

Wishful thinking here...

"...you see, we can't help it. We're from Yorkshire."

"What do you mean you don't like tea?!"

The Easter Dilemma. The Great Escape or The Sound of Music. One you want them to get away, the other you want them to get caught.

I found you a bonnet for the Easter Sunday #GirlsOwnCC caption contest. Enjoy!

Amelia was determined to win the best Easter Merkin this year
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Looks like a Mormon hot cross bun...

Of course, we all know it's Storm Rodney.

I have watched the Peaky Blinders film. Moving on...

After the White House complained about an unflattering photo of Karoline Leavitt, it was removed from AFP and Getty’s systems. This is the photo in question. Please do not repost it. 👇

Meanwhile in Lincolnshire, locals are annoyed that transmission towers will be placed across the county to power 'that their London' (it won't).

"Father, I implore you to stop inventing these devices! Nobody wants a combination chair/egg slicer!"
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