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Mummy why am I taller than you when daddy is smaller than you ?
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“We’ve tried the first chair as your bustle, Mildred, if it’s not comfortable we can experiment with the other two.”
“Very well, Herr Nietzsche, but can we deal with your legs and sketchy background as well” #GirlsOwnCC
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Archie was *everything* expected in a gentleman, but he did not understand Edith's polite decline at the offer of a seat because, frankly, in that dress she could hardly walk to the chair, let alone bend to sit upon it. #GirlsOwnCC
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“But Mildred, darling, I told you I had a country seat and now that we are engaged I am delighted to show you around it.”
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"Exactly! We're Merragins, so we also blurnunire in chairs."
"But Father, we don't know how to blurnunire!"
"Err... Well, it's never too late to practice."
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"Recite the lesson, Alice."
"_Maybe_ means _no_, _Perhaps_ means _no_, _I'll let you know_ means _no_."
"Thus when you asked Miss Jones and her family if they would come to morning tea, and their response was _We'll get back to you_?"
"Ohhhhhh."
"Exactly."
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"Yeah? Fat chance, Deirdre."
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"Now don't get any ideas, Emilia."
(Joyce Mckinney has entered the chat.)
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"...then when the music stops, the gentleman offers the chair."
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As the music stopped, Henry was torn between gentlemanly acceding the last chair to Alice or pushing her violently out of the way and claiming ultimate victory for himself...
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#GirlsOwnCc My dear lady, I don't mean to trouble you, but I appear to have superglued my hand to your chair
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Emma was down to the final two in the game of Musical Chairs and was wondering if it was quite the thing to remove her bustle.
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Lane broke the devastating news: "There were no cucumbers at the market ma'am. Not even for ready money" #girlsowncc
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"I understand you are in need of assistance in changing the dining room lightbulb Clarissa, so I brought you a chair"
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As Gerald raged at Edmundia for spending his tobacco allowance on her terrarium collection, she watched her favorite scorpion nestle in his waistcoat. Little did Gerald know that his wife would soon become the foremost expert on venomous arthropods in all of England. #GirlsOwnCC
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"Father, I implore you to stop inventing these devices! Nobody wants a combination chair/egg slicer!"
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“The cook has eloped with the footman.”
“Hmm. Awkward.”
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'I was not insulting you George, bent wood was referring to the chair'
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Algernon, when you said that my little brother’s gerbils were beginning to get up your nose, I thought you meant
It figuratively #GirlsOwnCC
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What was the last thing I told you?”
“- Don’t use the eraser”
“But you simply didn’t listen, did you, Muriel? It’s fortunate for both of us & what’s left of the house that I stopped you when I did. The rest of the rooms & furniture - & the family - weren’t so lucky”… #GirlsOwnCC
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"... nor will I come any quicker, for that matter." #GirlsOwnCC sequel
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Fanny I have no doubt you are serious, about running away to join the circus. But I’m not sure you need a Chippendale dining chair to become a lion tamer.
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“How much did it cost?”
“£1,000, papa”
“Amelia! A tail? Why oh why?”
“It go swishy”
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"Our wedding day won't come any quicker if you keep staring at my trousers Esme." #GirlsOwnCC
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Every week we go over this Esme. You must try harder to disguise that fox tail, but using the calling card ‘Vixen’ really isn’t helping.
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‘By ‘eck,’ thought Cecily, ‘ ‘e’s never going to stop a pig in a ginnel with them legs’
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"Yes, Gerald, I understand that having one leg shorter than the other is a trouble, but would you not find it easier to use a stick rather than a chair for support? Although, as a mere girl, I suppose such things are beyond me."
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I’ll take it naked table tennis is a no then …..
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