(From His Nibs)
"Still no luck finding them cobras then?"
"Actually, it's just the one."
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And so it was that Gwendolyn finally found her hat. Next up on her to-do list: getting five spanish galleons for the Prussian navy.
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With scissors and a bit of silk, an industrious girl can bring new life to an old barrister's wig. Waste is sinful. #GirlsOwnCC
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"No, we won't be wearing hats. Now we just need a catchy name for our Band."
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And this one I call my scotch bonnet. A hot little number.
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‘and I caught this Portuguese Man of War whilst snorkelling off Clacton’ #GirlsOwnCC
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When I marry John Turner and we have children, I'm sure any son I might have would declare himself a Dutchman before wearing such a cap of rabbit skin!
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The girls were so enraptured by Gwendolyn’s new Easter bonnet that they failed to notice the mutant white Shuggoth oozing it’s way towards them from the empty hatbox #GirlsOwnCC
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I asked you to bring me the head of Beryl the Peril, not the headdress. #GirlsOwnCC
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Gerald said he was looking for a wet beaver. If I run this under the tap do you think it’ll do? #girlsowncc
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“My, my, what a beautiful bonnet, Muriel. So elegant & refined. Tell me, did it come from one of the finest boutiques in London?”
“Nay, lass, ah won it off Big Bad Brenda Bagshot from Barnsley in a bare knuckle street fight. ‘Appen you can still see tiny specks of ‘er blood on it”… #GirlsOwnCC
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'Gottle o gear'
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[Bit late to the party today - turns out it's Sunday !]
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Esme, this dream of treading the boards in a Music Hall is pure folly. Put it away.
"He doesn't want to go gack in the gox, do you? Do you?"
ESME!
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Well… the advertisement claimed it is, “The Helmet of Medusa”…
Apparently one straps it on, sprays it with water, waits in a warm, dark room for an hour and emerges with convincing lifelike snakes on one’s head…
Worth a try, but I’m not holding my breath!
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No one could remember quite when Edith became invisible #girlsowncc
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As much as that? Gosh. That's nice to know but it doesn't matter, we're going to keep it in the family.
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" ... and the governess before that left after poor Tabby was found hiding in her bonnet, although to be honest it was more what Tabby had hidden in the hatbox that vexed her. Or was that three governesses ago?"
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The other ladies were in awe of Phyllis’s lettuce styling skills
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Not sure about this new business Carmen, you and
Miranda can suggest as many adornments as you like but to me a rubber shower cap it will always be.
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Alas, poor Emily. If only she'd been stouter, she wouldn't have wasted away to nothing. #GirlsOwnCC
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I’m sure that the bees are happy in your bonnet, Gwendolyn but perhaps we should take them into the garden and find them a hive #GirlsOwnCC
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"Ethel, you were supposed to decorate the bonnet to look like a chicken, not *with* a chicken!"
"Sorry, Alice, but the other option was a bunny, and it just wouldn't stick to the hat, even with hot glue."
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"I'm going to cut the umbilical cord."
"It's a hat."
"It's a baby."
"It's a HAT!"
"It's a BABY!"
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"Alas, poor Yorick..."
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"The florist had run out of spring flowers for my bonnet, so I had to make do with some spring greens"
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Gosh Daisy, I’ve never seen a merkin so large before!
Thanks Tabitha, I made it myself with extra wide ribbons to ensure secure anchoring. #GirlsOwnCC
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Abigail "So, this stung you?"
Yvette "Yes."
Abigail "And now you want me to pee on you?"
Yvette "Please."
Dierdre "And me."
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Grandma's scalp was easy to remove with the new shears!
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Fanny, I know you managed to bed his Lordship, but did you have to claim his toupee as a trophy?
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Amelia was determined to win the best Easter Merkin this year
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