Every family’s a cult. Good talk.

You’re too mid for mid six figures.

That was a crazy rose ceremony.

Maybe if he’d worked a little harder he could’ve been Michael A. Jordan.

You had me at mime sex.

That Bear blooper reel. Hilarious.

Can’t.

Running g errands for my AI boss.

He deserves an Oscar for Smoke, but Stack was whack. #filmsky

Pullover hoodies are too much commitment.

I’m confused. If Tarzan is his ape name, then you're telling me apes can say Tarzan??

I dance like no one’s laughing.

Haha

I’ve got all my money in daylight savings.

The cuter the girl, the cuter the dog. I don’t make the rules.

If you forget my name, I give you a fake one and that’s how we roll going forward.

Why did they call it Small Dick Energy, when they could’ve called it Low Self-girth

The good news: you don’t have a micro penis.

The bad news: It is very small.

So turns out Hailey Welch (aka Hawk Tuah) is the sister of the pizza gate guy?

You guys, Kid Rock didn’t lip sync he was too stupid to get the sync right.

Unless something drastically changes, these elites don’t think they’re above the law, they are.

Bad Bunny was the only exciting thing about that superbowl.

Are you referring to it as “the pando” yet? Get with it.

Apple TV - remaking classic thrillers, but not as good.

Ever have a best friend where you knew everything about them except that they were the head of an international blackmail pedophile ring?

Yeah, me either.

Question: Did Def Leppard burn out or fade away?

Hoping to finally get to The Brutalist this year. #filmsky

That’s uncle boomer to you.

I think Pound Town is a good name for a dive bar.

All out of c-nt. How about a nice
PB and J?

“Wayans added that he was almost the fourth person on stage to fight off Lee with Diddy and Chappelle.”

I was almost the tenth person. *shrug