I built a sick web app for all those #formula1 fans who think they can predict the top ten finishers of each race.

Formulapickem.com

Like….

Bro needs to check himself.

There is no one more delulu than a Ferrari fan.

This dude on Love is Blind is acting like this smoke show DOCTOR looks like Snooki in her meatball era. Bro needs glasses. Sir.

I wish we had two moons

There’s more snow on RFKs toilet seat

Where are my people that want to escape the matrix at?

Twitter is pissing me off with the blue check marks. Let’s see if I get any engagement on here.

In the spirit of #F1Testing, this one is for my #F1 friends. I have been secretly working away on an application to change the F1 fantasy landscape. If you have a group of interested people, my web application can be found below. :) #formula1 #f1fantasy

formulapickem.com

This one’s for the boys: Just a reminder to cut your nails tonight for Valentine’s Day.

America is so divided they needed two half time shows.

Big dog lunch

Good morning

BOB SAGET

Keep the door unocked

The Hat Man and Slenderman are coming in your dreams tonight. Sleep tight.

If I’m not cutting my nails twice on PTO it’s not a vacation.

Resurrection 🙏

Been on holiday so long, I am glad I wrote my password down before I left.

Rain on holiday, day drinking enabled

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Are there any people here?

I forgot this was even a place.

HELLO HANK

*Clears throat*
🗣️“ MAH WIFEEEE” 💜

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#120mm #shootfilmstaybroke #filmphotography #mamiya645 #analogue

ZINE 1

Paddling into Saturday 🌊

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🫙: @neatfilmlab

#shootfilmstaybroke #mamiya645 #filmphotography #sicily #120mm #mediumformat #kodak

👋🏻

On next episode of Below Deck Sailing. ⛵️

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🎞️: @kodak #gold200
🫙: @neatfilmlab

#shootfilmstaybroke #mamiya645 #filmphotography #sicily #120mm

It’s a special part of the world!