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Jason Mendoza holding a Molotov cocktail

Jason Mendoza holding a Molotov cocktail

Manny Jacinto as Jason Mendoza in The Good Place, perfect casting.

“I'm telling you, Molotov cocktails work. Any time I had a problem, & I threw a Molotov cocktail... Boom, right away, I had a different problem.”

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My Transformers OC who transforms from a vacuum cleaner into an evil decepticon maid with an arm cannon and a big cannister on her back. Digital monochrome sketch.

My Transformers OC who transforms from a vacuum cleaner into an evil decepticon maid with an arm cannon and a big cannister on her back. Digital monochrome sketch.

Quick sketch of Scour.

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"I'll just spend a few minutes tweaking the shaders"

#mech #miniature #plasticity #blender

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Great thread by Canadian comics writing great Jim Zub! Writer of Conan, Batman, DnD rulebooks + D&D & Rick & Morty comics…

He's an incredible comics educator, at college & on his website. Zub's #ComicsSchool Tutorials are must read for anyone breaking into comics: www.jimzub.com/how-do-i-bre...

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from the AP Lit FB group, this kind of thing happens across states—

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I imagine the event will be an opportunity for Carr to issue a warning to the press about compliance, pointing out that media ownership is loyal to Trump. No one will speak up.

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I agree, but I don't use Patreon because I don't know what to make it for. I do have a Ko-Fi though. ko-fi.com/mastafran

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Scientist wearing a canine decoder that allows him to hear what dogs are really saying when they bark. They all say "Hey! Hey! hey!"

Scientist wearing a canine decoder that allows him to hear what dogs are really saying when they bark. They all say "Hey! Hey! hey!"

One of the best Far Side cartoons.

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Just a reminder that if you want to support someone on Patreon, make sure to do it on desktop/browser and not the App Store if you have an iphone/ipad. Apple charges YOU extra, and holds your money for nearly 3 months before paying it out to the creator.

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TVs in this airport bar are all sports talk, and even though I’m not really listening, the tone of the convo is so gross to me. Blowhard Know-It-All-ism on a loop. The type of talk that if overheard in real life, regardless of topic, would send me looking for alternate seating. So glad I’m a sissy.

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Mine DID. I think it helps people write clearer sentences. I still love writing run on sentences. now I'm better at it. You don't have to live by it. If you (not specifically YOU) pare down your own nonsense it can help with finding your voice and differentiating it from those of your characters...

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It could be that I'm on the phone with say an office employee about sumptin' and I use a big word (correctly) and they're like "you want what now?" That's partly on me. But thw vocabulary for some people, sheesh. Don't use big words with strangers you cold call, I guess. 3/3

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... there's something about seeing an unfamiliar word in needlessly flowery language or run on sentences. The curious would look it up. You can expand your vocabulary for these more specific and accurate words in the moment, instead of writing "double plus ungood." 2/3

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I encourage everyone to read Strunk & White's Elements of Style. Not to adhere to it with no exception. But just as a wakeup call about writing direct sentences and being clear in your prose. HOWEVER... 1/2

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Running late today

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Panel for upcoming Mal & Dee comic. Mal & Dee stand in front of a pile of robot bodies. Dee says they died in the subway.

Panel for upcoming Mal & Dee comic. Mal & Dee stand in front of a pile of robot bodies. Dee says they died in the subway.

Finally finished a page for Mal & Dee. Whee.

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But Palantir, what if a SMARTER and BETTER CONNECTED technocrat comes along?

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All of this paaaads out the movie but if you've seen a Roger Corman movie the mediocre and bad ones are interminable.

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You get a lot of Ramones in here. Like 4 songs from a live performance, couple videos of them driving to I Just Wanna Have Somerhing to Do and I Want You Around...the title song... this was a well received movie and supposedly one of the more profitable Corman movies. Did this movie help them?

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80s teen comedies don't have the best attitudes towards...almost all people and their relations. ('Raunchy humor' never ages well.) But this one is kind of stupidly surreal. And it has the Ramones.

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Rock 'N' Roll High School
Rock 'N' Roll High School YouTube video by YouTube Movies

Rock N Roll High School is on youtubes if you want to enjoy life for 90 minutes youtu.be/gDsRvxV-B4M?...

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Man, PCA made a basic double into a triple, even with a cut-off throw just a few yards from him (if I wasn't misreading the camera angle). He's fast, is what I'm saying. #Cubs

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Make an outline
Think of your character(s) arc
Think of adequate barriers they face & make it 1 louder
Write down something for each plot point you want to happen
If it doesn't fit, leave it out (maybe save it for something else later)
Say the dialog out loud.

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Tiny Fasttrack; Big Coffee

Tiny Fasttrack; Big Coffee

Fasttrack may have bitten off more than he can chew.

@robotswithcoffee.bsky.social #robotswithcoffee

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strange these op-eds about women being too angry have all come out the last few days when during the same time there's also been a massive investigation published on an online rape academy with millions of viewers a month and none of them have bothered to even cover it, even as news

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Giants pitch their way out of an extra innings nail biter. They fought back from a 5-1 deficit to win it 7-6. Hooray!

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Pope: [moral critique of illegal war]

President: I am Jesus. Thr pope is gay

Media: they are feuding😳

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Honestly, if you want more Space Ghost Coast to Coast, dip into its sister series. Cartoon Planet and it's Spinoff The Brak Show (and the two part special between them) are a good start, but there's more than that and just going backwards to older Space Ghost

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