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At the café, base robot mode Nova Prime acts like a typical Karen towards Swerve to which Swerve answers, "Geez, what crawled up your exhaust, Ultra Magnus?"
Nova gets offended much like a Karen would and starts to correct Swerve by saying "What makes you think that I'm–"
Nova stops and thinks of how he was misidentified as Ultra Magnus. There is an unsound effect of the word "PROCESSING" over his head as he's thinking.
Nova now goes along with Swerve's assumption he's Ultra Magnus by vaguely threatening the barista-bot with a bad health and safety review. this makes Swerve say aloud to himself, "Well, frag me."
Impersonation Exploitation 🤖☕️
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Quintus Prime is holding a coffee mug in each of his four arms as Swerve offers him a fifth one while asking where he wants to put it.
Quintuple up 🤖☕️
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Beast mode Transformers One Alpha Trion, thanks to the Maximal Cheetor, discovers the joy of knocking drinks of tables as evidenced by the multiple coffee cups already on the floor. This all happens in the presence of our favourite barista-bot Swerve as he reacts in horror.
Teaching an old cat new tricks 🤖☕️
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At a café table that's slightly too large for them, the Throwbot Amazon complains to his fellow Throwbot Scuba about all the jokes about the similarly named online he constantly hears are driving him to the point of arson. Scuba suggests that instead of violence, he can try changing his name to something less likely to be mocked (like Jungle) or at least going to a café that's better suited to their stature.
Amazonian Anger 🤖☕️
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Pet Prime Problems 🤖☕️
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At the café, Swerve offers Transformers One Airachnid a coffee tray for the four cups she's holding in different limbs informing her that he'd rather not see her come back after dropping or spilling one of the cups.
Later, after Airachnid meets up with Sentinel Prime, she informs him that while the tray for the drinks didn't cost anything extra and that she didn't tip (as instructed by Sentinel), she was charged a 25% "D.B. Tax".
Douchebag Tax 🤖☕️
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Optimus Prime in truck mode "towing" a small coffee mug.
Had to bring a travel coffee this morning.
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As Authentics versions of Optimus Prime & Megatron try & fail to pick up to drink from their coffee mugs, Swerve wonders aloud if Primus has it out for them when suddenly an off-panel voice says, "EXCUSE ME!?"
"Primus" points at Swerve to tell the barista-bot that he had nothing to do with Authentics Prime & Megs' body designs since Hasbro made their bodies and all he did was give them Sparks. As this callout goes on, Prime & Megs continue to make straining noises in an sisyphean attempt to reach their cups of caffeinated goodness.
Sisyphean sipping 🤖☕️
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As a crowd in the background sings Auld Lang Syne, Puggle Swerve makes a request to Swerve for next New Year's Eve celebration.
As the scene zooms out to reveal that the café space is crowded to the point of standing room only, Puggle Swerve's requests that New Year's Eve be held at a larger event space to which Swerve says he'll consider.
New Year's crowded Eve 🤖☕️
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At a lineup for a drive-thru, Micronus berates Transformers Prime Starscream who's currently sitting on a scooter for making a complicated order. Behind Micronus TF One B-127 dozes off while sitting on Elita-1's vehicle mode. As all this goes on, Swerve facepalms while muttering to himself, "Just twelve hours until closing."
Don't hold up the line! 🤖☕️
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Sitting at a table, Gears turns to Swerve to ask that he gets his 'mascot' (Puggle Swerve) to stop staring at him, but the puffball refuses because they're very curious as to how the Grumpy Gears is able to consume his coffee despite never taking his mouthplate off.
Don't grind these Gears! 🤖☕️
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Power armour is close enough to robots, right?
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At the café, Swerve informs the Constructicons that being a large group means they each have to pay an 18% automatic gratuity on their bills. Scrapper makes the call to combine into Devastator.
After an off-panel combination sequence that I was too lazy to photograph, Devastator claims that the gratuity shouldn't apply since they're now one individual, but Swerve notices that Devastator refers to themselves as 'we' instead of 'I'.
Swerve informs Devastator that since they referred to themselves as 'we', the gratuity still applies since the Constructicons consider themselves as a group even when combined. He also noted that Swindle & Combaticons used this tactic the other day, leading Devastator to say, "Aw, Scrap."
Merge for the bill! 🤖☕️
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