*news app buzzes on my phone*

Me: *groans* "What has that orange bitch done now?"

The success rate USA-backed regime changes for people actually living in said regime over the years is thinner than Donald's skin...

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*slams laptop shut 'til Jan 5th*

I'm finally caught up. The world is a better--and clearly hornier--place with #heatedrivalry plowing ratings everywhere 🥲

He's just so exhausting and senile...

A bit of #yule time amidst the chaos of it all.

The blind leading the gullible...

Ya d'la misère à convaincre ses propres députés de rester...

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In the void lol

Pretentious new profile pic.

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*tentatively dusts off Bluesky*

It's Budget Day: prepare for conservative pearl clutching, dramatics, and over-simplification.
#cndpoli

From Paris with love -- xox
#halloween

Thursday evening #knitting vibes while I catch up to like 4 weeks of Critical Role 🫣

The rise of AI--and its associated useless and often dangerous bullshit--is making me more of a luddite with each passing day.

*adds Gamestop to the sycophant shitlist*

One day Donald Trump will be gone, but we'll remember and hold to account the cesspool that helped him when they go crawling back under the doormat he walked all over them with.

Hundreds gather for Charlie Kirk vigil in Windsor — some advocating for more Christianity in government | CBC News An evening vigil in downtown Windsor on Tuesday for slain American conservative activist Charlie Kirk focused heavily on the right-wing firebrand’s promotion of Christian nationalism, with attendees a...

Christianity belongs in churches, and it shoud STAY THERE (and pay their taxes).
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Happy Bi Visibility Day to all my bi kings, queens, and sovereigns! 😁

U.S. ambassador 'disappointed' with anti-American sentiment in Canada | CBC News The U.S. ambassador to Canada is expressing frustration over the anti-American sentiment he sees in this country, including from politicians, after U.S. President Donald Trump hit most of the world wi...

Good morning to everyone except the US ambassador to Canada. May you spill your coffee and trip over your fucking arrogance.

www.cbc.ca/news/politic...

*googles everything Disney owns*

This is getting complicated...

You could have had Kamala.

Instead you chose an orange turd who is doing exactly what he promised he would do and more.

It hasn't even been a year.

*scrolls for a minute*

I see they've gotten crazier overnight...

The queer and neurodivergent urge to redo your entire main bus on Factorio 😫 #gaymer

For now lol (Mais quand même bcp plus sane lol)

The last few days have made a great case for deleting the internet.

People getting fired over Charlie Kirk comments?

Those right-wing free-speech bullshiters are proving exactly that: they're full of shit.

Me, any time I accidentally click on the Meta AI thingy...

There are worse days off ☕️ #coffee