I knew I should have sent you the "Flotilla of Scylla" toys

Happening in 1 hour #alaska #alaskasky be sure to call in if you're not able to show up in person to the Mat Su Borough Assembly Meeting

I could see you being a purveyor of a "neat things" shoppe over there with handmade incense and your art on tea towels and your enamel pins and stuff <3

Buy the wallet, I have bottle babies to feed and they're g r o w i n g

Chestnut ostrich leg bifold wallet - Shepherd's Ko-fi Shop Priced low since somehow I managed to misalign a pocket and run out of thread at weird times - see last 3 pictures. Despite my struggles this is still...

Added pics of the misaligned pocket and awkward stitching on the chestnut ostrich leg so folks can see what I'm talking about, knocked $5 off:
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A puppy photoshopped to have a lollipop and propeller hat.

Can you see this one?

Numbers/emails to contact #AKLEG #Alaska #AlaskaSky

District 4 Maxwell Sumner
(907)232-6797
maxwell.sumner@matsugov.us

District 5 Bill Gamble
(907)232-0103
bill.gamble@matsugov.us

District 6 Dmitri Fonov
(907)775-6666
fonov@matsugov.us

District 7 Ron Bernier
(907)354-7877
ron.bernier@matsugov.us

Numbers/emails of Assemblycritters to contact #AKLEG #Alaska #AlaskaSky

District 1 Michael Bowles
(907)355-1355
michael.bowles@matsugov.us

District 2 Stephanie Nowers
(907)831-6299
stephanienowersdistrict2@gmail.com

District 3 Dee McKee
(907)315-2802
dee.mckee@matsugov.us

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Photograph of a flyer that reads: Valley Transit passengers we need your help! The MSB's proposed budget cuts public transit funding 25% resulting in reduced transit services. We need YOUR HELP to stop this! Please contact the assembly and let them know the MSB needs to fund transit $1,000,000 to support the current service level. We need your action now or transit services will be reduced July 1st. Contact the Assembly by phone or email: District 1 Michael Bowles (907)355-1355 michael.bowles@matsugov.us District 2 Stephanie Nowers (907)831-6299 stephanienowersdistrict2@gmail.com District 3 Dee McKee (907)315-2802 dee.mckee@matsugov.us District 4 Maxwell Sumner (907)232-6797 maxwell.sumner@matsugov.us District 5 Bill Gamble (907)232-0103 bill.gamble@matsugov.us District 6 Dmitri Fonov (907)775-6666 fonov@matsugov.us District 7 Ron Bernier (907)354-7877 ron.bernier@matsugov.us April 21st 6pm Attend the next assembly meeting and provide public comment @ the assembly chambers or call in at 1-855-225-2326 Attend the Public Budget Hearings and voice to fund transit $1,000,000 to maintain the current level of service: April 23rd 6p Willow Community Center April 28th 6p Menard Sports Complex April 30th 6p Assembly Chambers Without your voice public transit service will be cut. If you have any questions please email Valley Transit Executive Director, Jennifer Busch at jbusch@valleytransitak.org

This is an all-hands 🆘🚨 for #AlaskaSky and #Alaska skeeters, esp ppl who live in the Valley and use the bus to commute to ANC - the proposed budget cuts will result in 25% cut in funding to Valley Transit and will force them to cut back their already meager offerings, incl. commuter routes to ANC:

I'm going to be absolutely obnoxious about this for the next couple weeks - #Alaska skeeters / #AlaskaSky ppl living in the Mat-Su call in tonight and tell the Borough Assembly to get over their personal vendetta against buses, school or otherwise, and keep the funding for Valley Transit intact

CALL IN TONIGHT!! Or go in person to the Assembly Meeting, but we need your voice either way to save Valley Transit

The Borough assembly thinks a $1M cut sounds good on paper, but in reality that will mess with the equivalent of over $2.1 million of income brought by riders to the Valley
#AlaskaSky

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Neighbors are filing noise complaints because he keeps going out in the middle of the night and shouting words at the top of his lungs. I think it was "MORE MORE MORE"

CALL IN TONIGHT!! Or go in person to the Assembly Meeting, but we need your voice either way to save Valley Transit

The Borough assembly thinks a $1M cut sounds good on paper, but in reality that will mess with the equivalent of over $2.1 million of income brought by riders to the Valley
#AlaskaSky

In memoriam: Hans-Dieter Sues (1956–2026) Published in Historical Biology: An International Journal of Paleobiology (Ahead of Print, 2026)

My obituary of the highly accomplished and brilliant Professor Hans-Dieter Sues (1956-2026) is now online, let me know if you want a pdf... www.tandfonline.com/eprint/NICGG...

ETCH

Happy Monday.
Today we're making a few updates/announcements.

First up: our nonprofit ETCH is alive on the web.
etch-humanity.org
ETCH: Ethical Technology and Computing for Humanity.

ETCH is not another AI nonprofit. It is a nonprofit that explicitly prioritizes people over AI.

bsky.app/profile/benc...

I AM READY TO ASSIST YOU!!!

he should try butter chicken next

I can't think of a better home for them

That's some A grade work, wow!

WTF, not a single gif for "Support Your Local Gunfighter"?? ONLY for "Support Your Local Sheriff"?

Same! I was looking up Tim Heidecker and it came up as banned for me, too.

Which one of you yahoos is also using GCI and pissed someone off at "Know Your Meme" because we need to have a little talk

Internet shitposter problems that only I have:

Can't use "Know Your Meme" today because my IP address is banned for some reason, and even when I manage to get it unbanned, my ISP does dynamic IPs and the very next one is also banned. I STG I just wanted to look up Tim Heidecker’s name for spelling

a photo of a dejected dry-ass corncob in a field. It's in reality Alex Jones insisting he's 'not owned'

*puts hand up to ear* We're now going to a live shot of Alex Jones in his studio

Frank Herbert, L. Ron Hubbard, and Heinlein had a gentleman's bet to see who could establish the next world religion

Happy #National Library Week Alaska! "Find Your Joy" at your nearest public library! #akleg @amlibraryassoc.bsky.social

a man is touching his face with his hands while smiling . Alt: Tim Heidecker, the new creative director for InfoWars, in an old sketch where he tries to give a single person free real estate - he beckons you closer and whispers "It's free real estate"

I think this applies to the InfoWars/Onion news today, especially considering the new creative director...