Western provinces’ NDP, probably.

This describes everyone on all sides of these stupid fights. One group is a bunch of scolds and the other gets off on demanding to be properly begged for a vote by the lowly peasants.

Technically does it count as being “on the job” if you’re too wrecked to get out of bed mid morning?

“Scale of 1 to 10 sir, how drunk are you right now?”

WestJet cuts flight capacity due to jet fuel costs, following Air Canada’s lead | Globalnews.ca WestJet has consolidated some flights and shortened seasonal services, and hasn’t eliminated any routes so far but is 'evaluating its summer schedule' with an eye to possible cuts.

Can’t say I’m excited that we’re about to do a trial run of peak oil

“This is for you own good feeeemales!” The gender criticals screech as they lock the rest of us in our *protected women’s spaces* cage.

We need to protect our fair females from sports all together. Strenuous activity lowers their fertility and causes their wombs to wander. The fragile womenfolk weren’t built by the gods of nature for these mannish activities. We must restrict them to light walking and cleaning, as nature intended.

Can we just hold out until 2029 and make a new trade agreement with president AOC?

So it's a matter of who personally deserves it as a little treat, rather than who is best suited for the position?

Me when I'm looking for a new fantasy book: I don't want to invest in a seven book series
me when I finish a fantasy book and really like it: uhhh, can you write seven more of this?

A, mostly for the beautiful environment, but also Ameridan's story.

Our manly war fighter men are scared of needle 🥺

When their treats get noticeably more expensive. They’re greedy, angry little piggies who don’t think about the world beyond their ability to consume.

Trump is a symptom of a deeper moral rot that might be unfixable. But that rot is also present among some Canadians, and long term that might be just as much of a problem.

Does ups tracking use AI now, because they seem to just be making stuff up?

Report details tetanus in 4 unvaccinated US kids, including refusal of post-exposure prevention

Remember the unvaccinated boy who contracted tetanus in 2017, hospitalized for months at a cost of almost $1M? The boy who was a patient of (former) antivax doctor Paul Thomas?

He's not the only recent case. 4 kids, unvax'd, none received immunoglobulin when symptoms developed. Those poor kids.

They can take my teal iphone when they pry it from my cold, dead hands.

Admittedly, I am also biased because my local airport is not very big and I almost never get a direct flight anywhere, I always have to do a connection in Toronto. Even when it takes me backwards.

Since many of you seemed to have enjoyed this photo here is an in situ. The stump they were on made it difficult to get an underneath photo so I had to hold my phone at a weird angle and then rotate the photo in order to get the picture. That’s why this is so horizontal. #fungifriends

All the men in her life are predators and she doesn't know anything else is possible.

My hot take on people being late to flights out of laziness is that it's fine actually, because the more people who are late to the flight the less chance I'm the one who gets bumped if it's oversold. Take all the time you need 👍

I reiterated that I have a guess at the cause and can try to fix *that* item. I hope they don't schedule a meeting because I'm going to start talking to them all like their babies and probably get in trouble.

I asked a very simple question to get the datetime of what was supposedly a very serious incident that was a big deal but no one can tell me and in response I got one of my three bosses asking why I needed to know and then the person meant to answer gave me a totally different info instead.

I have multiple people yelling at me that there's a serious problem I need to fix "ASAP" and they want to have a meeting to discuss it instead of just answering the questions I keep asking about it that should actually be very straight forward to answer.

Literally every gen z republican loser could disappear from the face of the earth tomorrow and nothing of value would be lost. There'd be no negative disruptions. Nothing would change except a few youtube channels and twitch streams would stop posting slop. They are valueless and contribute nothing.

I think I've reached a level of burnout where I can't even imagine trying to look for another job. Like why would anyone hire me when my brain is mush? Maybe I can live in the forest.

They're all chinless, inbred hicks who think being racist on tv makes them seem smart?

I’m a huge hermit and even I had rough days. And it was really hard on little kids, and people will still scream at parents “oh so you hate spending time with your children!?!?” Any time someone acknowledges that.

Costco getting really aggressive about those executive memberships now. They full on stop the big busy line to have a person come from the office repeatedly harass you at the checkout an badger you after you’ve said no three times lol.

It is actually super depressing to see you defend people who vote pro-rape as helpless victims like this. It’s too early for the day to get this bleak.