a photograph of a sculpture of a purple sparkly dragon playing the saxophone
DM: You creep through the dragon's den, your boots echoing into the otherwise silent cavern...
Players: *immersed*
DM: Suddenly, something else starts to fill the air...
Players: *getting nervous*
*dm puts on careless whisper*
Players: What.
DM: *puts this on the table*
Players: WHAT.
#dnd
A video on demand movie rental screen showing the title The Ring. A sentence underneath says “you have 30 days to start watching this video”
That’s not the rule and you know it.
Give thought to those who have helped you, shown you compassion, have been there for you. As a true warrior, you may be that person for someone else: one who came to someone's aid and are in their thoughts now. Be grateful, for that is true honor.
So let me get this straight: masks are bad and un-American if worn to fight a pandemic, but good if worn by people claiming to be government agents when they kidnap people off the street
Post an iconic blonde
All three put on such a great match. I would have been happy not matter who won but IYO definitely earned the win.
#Wrestlemania
Post by bitchydragondoodle: Y'know what I LOVE about the Star Trek fandom? It's ANCIENT. I had a talk with a nice old lady at the old persons home that my great grandma is in and she noticed my Spock shirt and was like "oh I love that show I thought the premise was lovely" and you all know THE PREMISE is trekspeak for spirk and I was like "do you accept the premise because I do* and she looked at me with the eyes of someone who is reliving their otp moments and she said "the premise is all I wrote about, dear"' and we just talked about spirk for a hella long time and I just love how age doesn't matter in this fandom you can be ninety and still be the biggest spirk bitch ever how rad is that
I thought the premise was lovely.
Strong Bad and Homestar Runner stand in a spotlight, singing on Strong Bad's desk. A little gold foil sticker says "25 dot coms" and text below them reads "Back to a Website."
Let's all go back:
homestarrunner.com/toons/backto...
Fair enough
Why does that soda look like a paperback novel?
Ghüs @GhusGhusGhus the cops never do anything about Proud Boys for the same reason you never see Miley Cyrus and Hanna Montana in the same place. 10:59 PM 6/30/22 Twitter Web App 2,931 Retweets 160 Quote Tweets 26.4K Likes www 27 TheGreatWhiteNorthFreePress .1d Replying to @GhusGhusGhus @MccarthyBuzz and 3 others That is a bit of a misnomer since Miley Cyrus was Hanna Montana. You are using a metaphor that doesn't make sense. 131 1720 Show replies 21
This is why it's hard to parse out the discourse bots on first glance.
This is just how a lot of Americans express themselves.
Idk man maybe it shouldn't be possible for one buffoon to single handedly blow up the entire world's economy
I'd be quite happy living through precedented times
I’m guessing that it’s LeVar Burton.
This is an alarming change, and if you'd like to let YouTube know that you want them to restore these protections, you can contact them here: support.google.com/youtube/geth...
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like.
" On April 5th, a 54% tariff goes into effect on a wide range of goods imported from China. For those of us who create boardgames, this is not just a policy change. It's a seismic shift. At Steve Jackson Games, we are actively assessing what this means for our products, our pricing, and our future plans. We do know that we can't absorb this kind of cost increase without raising prices. We've done our best over the past few years to shield players and retailers from the full brunt of rising freight costs and other increases, but this new tax changes the equation entirely. Here are the numbers: A product we might have manufactured in China for $3.00 last year could now cost $4.62 before we even ship it across the ocean. Add freight, warehousing, fulfillment, and distribution margins, and that once-$25 game quickly becomes a $40 product. That's not a luxury upcharge; it's survival math. Some people ask, "Why not manufacture in the U.S.?" I wish we could. But the infrastructure to support full-scale boardgame production – specialty dice making, die-cutting, custom plastic and wood components – doesn't meaningfully exist here yet. I've gotten quotes. I've talked to factories. Even when the willingness is there, the equipment, labor, and timelines simply aren't."
Steve Jackson Games posted this to their blog and the post is getting so many hits their site is effectively crashed but the point is worth repeating
What if airplanes had legs so that they actually ran on the runway?
Goofy ass planes.
When I was around 8 or 9years old, I heard my older sister refer to Val Kilmer playing Madmartigan in Willow, as “Sex on legs”
I didn’t have any real concept of sex or sexiness at the time but that always stuck with me. Now that I’m an adult and aware of my Bisexuality, I can thoroughly agree.
RIP to the legend
youtu.be/MICPyrnGYwg?...
To every THING
there is a season
and a time to every purpose under Heaven.
Usually, it’s a time for Clobberin’
Inspired by @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social
#StarTrek
Captain Kirk, from Star Trek TOS, is standing in front of a rocky landscape. He is hunched over with his hands on his thighs, like he's catching his breath. His Starfleet uniform is so torn up and destroyed that half of his chest is visible amongst the ripped flaps of fabric. His hair is messed up and he's covered in a layer of dirt and grime. But despite all of that, he's got a wide and wild grin on his face, giving him an expression like he's thinking "bring it on." A large caption in yellow font at the bottom of the image reads: IT'S FRIDAY WE MADE IT
WE MADE IT
RUDE.
aussiemandias be like "yeah go on, look on my fuckin works cunt and have a sook"
Oh, that Gail’s at it again. Time to make a big ol’ bowl of popcorn.
Watching Jurassic Park, where a computer nerd with a debt problem and delusions of grandeur tears down all the safety systems, with no understanding of the consequences, so he can better facilitate his planned espionage and theft.
Wei Wuxian (actor Xiao Zhan), Jiang Cheng (actor Wang Zhuocheng) & Nie Huaisang (actor Ji Li) in The Untamed/ CQL, ep.9
Jiang Cheng (actor Wang Zhuocheng) in The Untamed/ CQL, ep.9
A rooster
Nie Huaisang (actor Ji Li) & Jiang Cheng (actor Wang Zhuocheng) in The Untamed/ CQL, ep.9
Thank god.
