People who feel "incited to violence" by the existence of a harmless group of people are the actual domestic terror threat.

A screenshot from congress.gov showing a bill has been introduced to authorize Trump to enter into negotiations to acquire Greenland and rename it "Red, White, and Blueland."

If I facepalmed as hard as I wanted to upon reading this, I'd give myself a concussion. And I'm in no mood to shell out for an ER copay.

#politics #stupidity #Greenland

In case you missed it, American Nazis had no difficulty whatsoever understanding what Elon Musk was doing

Catching up on the Daily Show and guest Brooke Harrington referred to Trump's billionaire tech buddies as the "broligarchy," and that word is worth the mental trauma I'm suffering by catching up on the news.

#politics #thedailyshow #jonstewart #brookeharrington #broligarchy

Product listing for an inflatable lawn decoration that looks like an alien spaceship.

Obviously I want this, but I'm also obsessed with whoever wrote the description. 7 different categories of close interactions? Do tell. Putting humans in the vaporizing gigantic death ray? I'm intrigued. Fleeing this crazy planet in a UFO? You have my attention.
#aliens #UFO

Also me, except I'm not actually very festive. More of a Halloween person. Also, the cheese and confusion thing is definitely not limited to 1 week per year.

Well played.

If Time magazine made Elon man of the year that would be it.

so many ppl have left twitter they should call it ex

No, I cannot put my money where my mouth is. In my defense, though, I have waaaay more mouth than money.

Watching Trump's cabinet choices has begun to provide startling clarity on how he ended up bankrupting those casinos.

This is the most perfect thing that could possibly have happened in this case, and, appropriately, it sounds like an article that would run in The Onion.
bit.ly/4fr8L0F
#AlexJones #TheOnion #Infowars #satire #cantkeepupwithreality

Gotta scream into something, I suppose